- I was born in 1992.
- I'm a writing major.
- I'm a good singer and I'm good at pretending to be a decent guitar player.
- I think young adult literature is better than adult literature.
- I'm kind of in love with Adam Duritz.
- I'm also kind of in love with every character on South Park.
- I still think coloring is the greatest thing in the universe.
- I have no interest in ever learning how to drive.
- My favorite personal possessions are a forty-year-old digital clock and a handmade elephant-shaped bank.
- I'm incredibly afraid of every bug ever, even the "nice ones," and knives.
- Occasionally I'm also afraid of scissors.
- Once I was so bored that I played The Game of Life by myself. Twice.
- My opinion on myself fluctuates so rapidly that I can hardly keep track of it anymore.
- I spend too much time wondering if Charlie Chaplin would've had sex with me if we were alive at the same time.
- I think puns are amazing beyond amazing.
- I speak in cliches.
- I love talking about myself.
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