- the literate small man
- "You're too much."
- just adding the letter r to words (i.e. Scort)
- ☺rip jason☺
- so, ya like jazz?
- the horribly photoshopped photo of us
- faaaAAAAHCK
- double pisties
- cross arms emoji
- shit eating moon emoji
- Ni hao... I'm so sorry.
- "Hairs don't fly."
- "Sometimes things have pockets."
- "What's that smell?" *tries discretely crossing legs and knocks everything off the table*
- " Ass "
- "You have drenched me!"
- random scatting
- "ooooOOOOOO goin green!" *passes out*
- Not fer nothin'
- Kate Truck
- "Yeah." "What?" " YEAH. "
- "Do you have a guh-guh-girlfriend?"
- "Crackerjack."
- "We want the p-p-peanut."
- laser fingers
- CHROIST
- DAmmit Kevin
- "Hey, friends! I'm Jake."
- I'm looking for a gay nerd. This is your mom.
- shakey hands
- Haunted by ghouls.
- Sam Hyde
- gerlobe
- "Ideas are like currency."
- "9/11. Even great ideas can be terrible ideas."
- trash economy
- You needa staaaahp. Das nassy.
- looking like you're about to talk and then just making dumb faces without saying a word
- The annoyed Michael Scott stare and head shake
- First Date Jake: " You get a first date. You get a first date. You get a second date."
- "Daddy likey"
- pround
- Dayum
- the news anchor who acts like she's on an infomercial instead
- Basketball Jake, who's terrible at dribbling a ball and it rolls away
- Dang it
- 2ez 2pz
- Follow me!
- "Mom, stop. It's a pop-up, god."
- "Lil bit of that. Some of that ."
- thinking space pose
- dontbetalkinboutmybowtie
- I love my mum. I love my mum.
- My coins
- KFC is the place to be. At night.
- "Oh great, another one of his idiot videos."
- Let me talk to you.
- I'm dying for a mocha
- Happy chaché song
- "Not my nan!"
- "Don't be rude."
- lots of random, out of context pointing
- Pizza, pizz-I'm so excited
- "Just remember this..." *burps*
- a baker's handful
- Stanky Jake
- the fat guy song
- I'M MR. MEESEEKS LOOK AT ME
- *snaps* Yes!
- human music
- "I'm gonna take my sweet ass time. Because I've got a sweet ass and a lot of time."
- butthole ice cream parlor
- Chicken McButthole
- no more nails
- "She's flying" "Yeah"
- Kate the Ninja Warrior obstacle
- Jalapeno
- RRRADOOCH RRRADOOCH RABADOOZOP
- As a host
- Toed in the hole
- *farts* Well.
- "Look at you. You're a hero."
- Drunk Kate in her robe saying "Ya idiot"
dec 29 2016 ∞
feb 21 2018 +
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