• Stop. Scheduling. 3. Year. Olds.
  • Cool, I guess we just won't check for errors in the data entry files. That's fine, too.
  • Do I need to make a reminder call for you to make reminder calls?
  • There is a difference between sounding excited to sell our lab and screaming at the parents.
  • Stop stealing my email appointments.
  • If you can't talk on the phone without sounding like an idiot, don't take the desk with the fucking phone.
  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS CHILD IS ELIGIBLE FOR PRIMING 6 WE HAVE NOT DONE THAT SINCE THE SUMMER
  • I want Source Memory 9 to be over.
  • Shut up and answer the questions you little shit. You're making coding a living hell.
  • How did you possibly miss any post-experiment steps? How? There is literally a checklist right in front of you and you're ruining this lab for everyone.
  • GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR POST-EXPERIMENT STEPS.
  • Please come back from your school visits, supervisors. I'm bored.
  • Hey could you possibly make sure that a child is actually eligible for ANY FUCKING STUDIES BEFORE SCHEDULING THEM.
  • Why are there never enough counterbalancing numbers. Why.
  • Can somebody please get the viruses off the corner PC? That's my hiding spot.
  • See that spot on the data sheet that says "HIGHLIGHT if 2" ????? Yeah. You should probably highlight that.
  • There are no risks for your kids. That Zimbardo shit is ancient history.
  • So the parent has specified that they want to be taken off the call list... yet you haven't taken them off the call list. Seems logical.
  • We probably shouldn't use the sole phone in the lab to call Papa D's about their dollar chicken strip deal.
  • CLOSE THE ILAS
nov 11 2014 ∞
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