kristine

• L *CLAP* B *CLAP* R *CLAP*
• i use dumb af acronyms to match my dumb af personality, luh-mao
• comparing idols to region orchestra students is what i do when im not angry over hongbin and myungsoo.... luh-mao
• i like ken but i like torturing kristine with him more, luh-mao
• dep gai tai sao, luh-mao
• booty boys, cici's pizza, sushi, and lip products are my life, luh-mao
• i am dumb af don't be friends with me, luh-mao

kaley

• lbr myugnoso is perfect af lmao
• also vixx

sarah

• hi im jolyssa but u can call me…. /tilts shades down jollysalsa. /waggles brows seductively.
• i like to take nice strolls through the virtual park known as kim myungsoo’s event data...
• ...and i ship myungzy more than u ship ur own parents LBR HERE.
• i also take pride in owning a blog for a miss a member that isn’t even my bias … hah ah haha….
• SUZY IS STILL BAE I’M NOT TRASH DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!!
• ✔ SWEATS NERVOUSLY AND FUMBLES TRYING TO PUT SHADES BACK ON

kelley

• *breathes to be honest* hi my name is jolyssa
• i live and breathe het ships
• esp lumi aka the way of life
• please love yourself and watch one piece it will change your life
• and you will realize why luffy is bae
• but if you don't it's okay bc i got you covered
• *pulls out why luffy is bae book*
• you know who else is bae?? suzy bae.
• haha get it her name is suzy bae and she's a bae lmao.
• i also love coconut head and hongbingabongbing
• but sometimes i find myself staying up til 6am finding fancams of jun and predebut pics of taehyung???
• i don't know why i do this to myself i'M SO ANGRY
• I'M TRASH I AM ACTUALLY TRASH THE WORST TRASH
• [SEES HELLEY MENTION A PIC OF TAEHYUNG] [BREATHES HEAVILY] [PUNCHES MY LAPTOP] [FLINGS MY PHONE TO THE WALL]
• EW NO OH MY GOD NO EW HE IS SO GROSS HE IS ACTUALLY VVVVVERY GROSS I HATE HIM SO MUCH EW EW EW GET HIM AWAY FROM ME
• [actually flops over and dies while hongbong's 130813 on & on fancam plays in the background]