so...i won't get any of this, but

• a nice, cheap, lightweight tripod
• groceries (or a giftcard)
• miscellaneous art supplies (or a giftcard)
• listography book
• large moleskine sketchbook (do 9x12 moleskines exist?)
• body for digital canon rebel xs or xsi
• bright blue suede blowfish booties
• the collected works of allen ginsberg
• any and/or all seasons of scrubs
• plaid flannel shirt(s)
• crest whitestrips hahahhahahahhahahahha