• datches: Vampire porn.. my favorite fetish.
• sojourn: I had a feeling you had a thing for vampires.
• datches: I could say "and that's why I used to watch Angel" but then that would just be gay in the "homosexual" term.

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• sojourn: You suck.
• datches: I work at BJs. Of course I suck.

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• datches: So have you ever seen that Powerpuff Girls episode where there's an evil mime running around town turning things black and white and miserable and then Bubbles sings a song and everything becomes colorful again?
• datches: I was pretty jealous. That song just makes me want to.. I don't know.. pick daisies or something.
• datches: Maybe run around in a field and follow a rainbow to its end.

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• datches: btw: my nipple hair is out of control

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• datches: oh my goodness, you're the greatest
• sojourn: I know.
• sojourn: You're welcome

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• datches: TODAY IS CAPS LOCK WEDNESDAY
• sojourn: Its...tuesday
• datches: EVEN THOUGH ITS ONLY TUESDAY
• datches: FUCK

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• sojourn: Naked pictures of who? Certainly not you.
• datches: me
• datches: in all my glory
• datches: in seductive poses too
• sojourn: Aw, and you don't share them with me?
• datches: you never asked
• sojourn: yeah, because I'm not sure if I want my eyes burned out or not
• datches: exactly, why would you wanna do that to yourself?
• sojourn: You're just insulting yourself you know
• datches: i know i am