i am embarrassed by random things that some people laugh about. this is a list of things that turn my face red.

• when someone notices a new outfit or haircut
• bodily functions
• feminine products
• sweat
• having the wrong answer to a question
• going to a new restaurant, show, or store and not knowing how things "work"
• forced casual conversation with an acquaintance
• spelling or punctuation mistakes in a public document
• being late
• unexpectedly driving someone in my dirty/messy car
• dirty laundry