here are the ten questions (compiled by bernard pivot) that james lipton asks every guest on inside the actors studio. i have listed my responses should i ever be a guest!

• what is your favorite word? inappropriate
• what is your least favorite word? task
• what turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally? selflessness
• what turns you off? deceit
• what is your favorite curse word? the f word
• what sound or noise do you love? laughter
• what sound or noise do you hate? open mouth chewing
• what profession other than your own would you like to attempt? boutique/book/coffee/wine shop owner
• what profession would you not like to do? lawyer
• if heaven exists, what would you like to hear god say when you arrive at the pearly gates? "of course dogs are welcome"