this is a list of reasons why today (16apr09) is a "terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day." thank goodness my husband brought me flowers and coca cola.

• my top camp pawprint coordinator applicant denied the job offer
• the person who used the last toner cartridge didn't order a refill
• i folded 1,471 letters with the broken folding machine
• i had to cut 982 times with the paper cutter
• there are 159 items still in my inbox
• i have to give a girl scout troop a shelter tour at 3:45pm
• i have to sit in macroeconomics for 2 hours
• i am very behind on my "to do" list
• i am having a bad hair day
• there are no dogs at work
• my phone is ringing off the hook
• my pants keep falling down
• my coworker keeps saying random things to me - even when i can't hear her because of the broken folding machine
• i have a meeting with my group to talk about our useless presentation in 2 weeks
• my car is horribly messy... filthy in fact
• i've been running on zilch-o sleep all week
• we still haven't gotten our federal tax return
• i have booked my entire summer
• i have so much work that taking a holiday tomorrow really isn't an option