every child has memories of being dragged through historical landmarks or "world's largest <insert something here>" exhibits. i plan to carry on the tradition and more by making my children pout through the following things.

• family portraits with every massive fiberglass roadside attraction we find
• annual tent camping with the ruffin' it crew
• traditional holiday cookie baking and decorating
• regular road trips to ballparks
• hidden easter baskets and plastic eggs
• march madness MADness MADNESS
• swedish pancakes & goats on the roof at al johnson's