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i am from wisconsin so naturally i love and enjoy cheese. this is a list of reasons why you should appreciate cheese!

  • it can be orange. orange is an underappreciated color.
  • you can incorporate anything you love into cheese. yes, including chocolate.
  • it can be sliced, diced, shaved, grated, chopped, shredded, crumbled, squeezed, spread, melted, aged, curded, powdered, stuffed, balled, creamed, wedged, cottaged, smoked, stringed, baked, browned, sprinkled, and cubed.
  • it tastes heavenly with dill.
  • you can easily buy it in the shape of a cow or wisconsin.
  • it goes great with wine.
  • you can cut off the moldy or dry parts, eat the rest, and not get sick.
  • kids will eat any vegetable smothered in it.
  • macaroni and cheese. 'nuff said.
  • combined with meat and olives, you've got a fancy antipasto platter.
  • mexican food would be lost without it.
  • it makes the most fearful rat terrier your best friend.
  • cheddar alone comes in at least 15 different varieties.
  • you can have cheese for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, or a snack.
  • you can wear it on your head.
  • you can have a successful business just by naming it cheese: "chalet," "haus," "castle," or "factory."
  • it doesn't just come from cows. there are also delightful goat, sheep, and buffalo cheeses.
  • you can tell someone to "say cheese" in order to get them to smile in a photograph.
  • cheese sounds awesome when said in french. "fromage."
  • tastes great with mustard.
  • leek and morel. 'nuff said.
mar 29 2009 ∞
apr 9 2009 +