love me or leave me. it isn't easy being my friend. this list includes all the things you must like in order for me to be friends with you.

• red wine
• cilantro
• dogs
• sushi
• tent camping
• the environment
• there, their, and they're
• cheese
• winter (or at least snow)
• the truth
• bradley
• smartwool
• my sarcasm and inability to be serious (hence the list)