i got this list idea from facebook. this is a list of questions answered solely in ben folds five songs.

• artist: ben folds five
• male or female: julianne
• describe yourself: best imitation of myself
• how do you feel: half asleep
• describe where you currently live: rockin the suburbs
• if you could go anywhere, where would you go: underground
• favorite form of transportation: air
• best friend is: your redneck past
• you and your best friends are: the luckiest
• what's the weather like: where's summer b.?
• favorite time of day: the last polka
• if your life were a tv show, what would it be called: she don't use jelly
• what is life to you: battle of who could care less
• your significant other: sports & wine
• your fear: still fighting it
• what is the best advice you have to give: don't change your plans
• thought for the day: steven's last night in town
• how i would like to die: one angry dwarf and two hundred solemn faces
• my soul's present condition: your most valuable possession
• my motto: selfless, cold, and composed