"i am rectangular burst-fire hump method" -jane

"i thought she said diddy supplies" -tabby

"im stuffing this pillowcase full of aunt jemimah solution" -jane

"joseph molestation button ---->" -jane

"then all of a sudden aiai and meemee were in a dark kitchen and it played an audio clip of my parents fighting and yelling at eachother last night. i thought it was weird, but i brushed it off as a glitch and kept playing" -tabby

"HE LOOKS LIKE A BRONTOSAURUS LOOKING AT SOME LEAVES TO EAT" -julius