- Beverly Hills, 90210: Friends are forever. Except when you want to get with their boyfriend, girlfriend, brother, sister or cousin.
- Friends: The phrase, "We were on a break ...” is not a valid excuse for anything.
- Home Improvement: When you are most in need of advice, your neighbor will be conveniently hanging around outside for you to take advantage of & he will be all-too-happy to help you.
- Married With Children: It is more comfortable putting your hand down your pants while watching television.
- One Tree Hill: Don't get married at the age of sixteen.
- Saved By the Bell: You can go from being an terrible singer to a wonderful singer to episodically.
- That '70's Show: You can fall off the roof of the Foreman's house & hurt yourself pretty bad but a fall from the water tower won't phase you.
- The Brady Bunch: Lemons don't get rid of freckles.
- The Office: Don't ignore the small red flags.
jan 22 2010 ∞
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