- A bus full of Amish kids passed by me while I was fishing
- I almost died on a long strip of interstate with cars heading straight for my side
- I sung a song to a band not knowing that it was them who created the song until the very next day
- I walked in Wal-Mart and was stared at by three honest to god Goth kids, two males and a female
- Someone did open his trechcoat and flash me his penis while he was doing a horrendous sexy dance
- I met a British dude and had a whole conversation with my convincing fake accent
- Three Italian guys said I was so pretty, the prettiest thing they had ever seen, and gave me sloppy cheek kisses
- I sung the Hanukkah song to a Jewish person and he sang along with me
- I MET A NORWEIGAN AND HE HAD THE MOST KILLER ACCENT IN THE WORLD, OF ALL TIME, ALL TIME
- A man in his 60's sung in old school love song to me with my name in it
- I was called gorgeous by multiple gay guys and one of them pinched my butt
- These girls randomly walked up to me and asked for my autograph, saying they loved my band even though I don't have a band but I basked in the glory anyway
- I was forced to massage my monk great grandmother's feet, she had the whole orange robe shebang and everything
- I was offered a role in a short horror film but it was in Japan, the dude did ace work though
- I called this guy a nigga and he stared at me and I stared back for a full minute before he slowly replied "You cool people"
- I had a long "Would you do her?" conversation with the big bad security guard who everyone thought was intimidating and barely talked, it was nice
- I sung the penis song and got 5 dollars
- And the rape song for another 5
- You know the free hugs campaign? Yeah, I did the hug for a dollar campaign and made a shit ton of money in a day
- I sung on the French Quarter one day and people circled me and just stared, it was awkward
- I was an extra on a movie set and we were pantomiming but some dude hummed beads at my head "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, I'M GOING TO GET YOU" and my voice was the only thing heard, it even echoed and everyone was giving me the most horrible look possible
- I met a ninja. He let me see his shurikens and throw them!
- While doing a concert entry video for metro station, I saw a large bear and a robot, we all had a danceoff
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