- Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar. Eat it in public.
- Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
- Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner.
- Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today"
- Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
- Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
- Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
- Change your name to Simon. Speak in third person.
- Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!".
- Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
nov 18 2012 ∞
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