• Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar. Eat it in public.
  • Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
  • Wear a shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner.
  • Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today"
  • Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
  • Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.
  • Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
  • Change your name to Simon. Speak in third person.
  • Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!".
  • Follow joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
nov 18 2012 ∞
nov 25 2012 +