the only purpose of this list is for me to remember

• pussy pops severely
• i want to see my little boy
• you better watch out
• look at all those chickens
• ninki minjaj
• haven't been able to think straight
• i coulda dropped my croissant!
• OPEN UP THE DIRTY WINDOW!!!
• you are my dad
• move i’m gay
• what up i’m jarod i’m 19
• what the fuck is up kyle?!
• i love you… bitch
• bbq sauce on my titties
• is there anything better than pussy?
• merry chrysler
• why you always lyin
• all these ghosts
• what about nascar
• a CHILD
• [blows smoke rings] wOW
• i smell like beeeeef
• this next song is for my ex gf... BITCH
• what, is this the murder weapon?
• it's the good kush
• heyo snake, you cute as hell
• i can't believe you've done this
• [blows airhorn] GET FUCKED
• this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE
• comedy police