✧・ﾟ:* Namjoon&Yoongi&Hoseok *:・ﾟ✧

• rubber

“kim namjoon. listen, if you don’t put your cock in me post-haste, i will actually fist myself. the entire fist. in my ass. don’t play with me.”

• Who Matches the Matchmaker?

Yoongi really thinks Hoseok and Namjoon are perfect for each other. So when they finally give in and start dating each other at his urging, he's pretty damn excited--except, maybe he kind of sort of realizes he wants them for himself, too.

• Coming Home

For Namjoon and Yoongi, home isn’t a place. It’s a person.

• i am contagious

he peers into the chaos, searching for an answer. yoongi’s still struggling at the forest-line. he escapes for a moment before an Other tackles him to the ground.

a surge of panic rushes over namjoon. there’s too much going on, people everywhere, violence, blood, death.

and in the middle of it all: hoseok.

in which namjoon is a pacifist in a world that's trying to bleed him dry

• actual human towel jung hoseok

hoseok is capable of screaming at any hour of the day; and it takes approximately two people, half a tub of ice cream, and lukewarm kisses to make him calm down. yoongi and namjoon learn this through trial and error.

they're particularly heavy on the error side.

• Caught In Between

It's Namjoon's birthday and the dorm is empty.