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✧・ﾟ:* taehyung&jimin *:・ﾟ✧

Death did not do them part. It never did, never would, never could.

In other words, Taehyung and Jimin always fell back into one another’s graces, no matter which part of the space/time continuum they reset into.

A short story on two dorks just giving dating a go.

"Jimin wanted to a watch a movie... until he didn't..."

in which taehyung has a crush, jimin takes his clothes off, and yoongi must be persuaded.

jimin and taehyung meet again at a denny's after they made out two years ago

Alternatively: Jimin's heart lives in his dick and he falls in love with his best friend’s new fuckbuddy.

When Taehyung left, he always came back. In some photo, some postcard, some way. Taehyung always came back.

Taehyung messages Jimin on tumblr and a whole lot of cheesiness ensues.

being helplessly in love with your best friend is hard

Jimin was just so precious, so beautiful both inside and out and Taehyung could feel his resolve finally harden after months of having chickened out form his own feelings.

Jimin should’ve known that mixing alcohol with his feelings was never a good idea. Because he sure as hell didn’t need to accidentally call a guy (whose voice was incredibly hot) offering sex to him. Over the phone.

Park Jimin has been pining after Kim Taehyung for weeks, not knowing that Taehyung has been doing the same to him. Things come to a head when they have to hide in the back of Taehyung's car one evening.

kim taehyung just wants to remember everything, and yet, when a certain dancer trips him up, he forgets about remembering and focuses more on living

"I'm holding your hand because I'm always cold, that's all."

jimin’s voice breaks the silence with a call quiet enough for two am. he says something else after, mumbling a sentence that taehyung can’t quite catch.

he thinks it had something to do with hoseok, but he can’t be completely sure.

Jimin is searching for a roommate to help with the rent. After meeting Taehyung, who readily agrees to live with him, he feels as if he's set himself up for failure.

taehyung and jimin get trapped in the shopping mall on halloween night and, surprisingly, don't get attacked by zombies or demons.

jimin's ripped at every edge but he sure as hell isn't a masterpiece.

jimin hears noises coming from the attic, and he decides to take the matter into his own hands. what - rather, who - he sees isn't something he had expected.

Prompt: au where vmin are amature porn stars + tae talks about the dogs he petted that day when jimin's balls deep bc he forgot to mention it

Jimin has lived most of his life in the Facility, happy and content. One day, he is allowed to go into the outside, hoping to find his missing something.

Taehyung swears that his wolf protector is real. He just didn't know he was actually a werewolf, that's all.

Jimin tried many ways to get his little baby stop crying but failed miserably on all his attempts to chase his son's distress state away. He was nearly to give up and started to panic until that one moment his tiny pup suddenly stopped his wails.

“Do you remember when I asked you to be my boyfriend?” Jimin asks, a few tears slipping from his eyes at the memory, phone clutched so hard in his hand it's hurting his fingers. “An-and you said that you couldn't possibly do that? Because of the band?”

"The other kids think that Jimin is strange. And he is, to be fair. Sometimes Jimin talks to people that aren’t there. Sometimes he starts crying, randomly, and then a moment later the wailing siren of an ambulance or police car can be heard outside. Sometimes he just shuts down and won’t talk to anyone."

Taehyung doesn’t believe in ghosts. He believes very much, however, in profiting off of those who do. Hauntings, seances, contacting dead relatives, he does it all.

But there’s just one thing: none of it was supposed to be real.

Taehyung's date doesn't show. Jimin comes to cheer him up.

the fic where vmin put up their christmas tree on the first of december and fondness occurs.

the fic where vmin decorate the appartment for christmas and are beautifully in love.

“Hey, Jiminie, you would tell me if we were dating, right?” Taehyung asks from where he's got his head pillowed in Jimin’s lap.

Jimin’s not putting a bow on his dick, no matter how much Taehyung asks him, and Taehyung is very adamant about the names he’s already picked out for their children, but the whole thing still goes relatively smoothly.

Until they start kissing.

Carefully, Jimin pats Taehyung’s head and tries out, “Eat well, Taetae,” softly enough that Taehyung will understand what he’s doing. He says it like he would say it to a puppy, like the way Yoongi talks to Min Holly.

bangtan wins their daesang at mama and on the ride back to the hotel, they talk and think.

in two days they would both be graduating high school and the world felt like it was ending.

When Jimin first saw Taehyung he couldn’t help but think that he’s perfect.

taehyung gets his tongue stuck to a frozen pole and jimin saves the day.

_There was so much Taehyung loved about Jimin

But he would never tell Jimin

I hope you're not sad.

Jimin and Taehyung meet at a restaurant. Seokjin thinks it's fate.

“Hyung-- His. Ass.” Namjoon left the skype call.

Jimin and Taehyung weren't close when they were first trainees. Not really even friends.

Jimin is Taehyung's blue in a world of yellows and greens and purples, a slice of the night sky to keep in his pocket.

Jimin has a hair pulling kink, and goes to get his hair cut one day because it’s getting too long, and Jungkook has started to laugh at the way it keeps falling into his face. Taehyung is the hairdresser that ends up cutting it, and he keeps pulling his hair by accident. Queue Jimin trying to hold back the moans, and getting really turned on.

Life crushing on your best friend is never easy. It's even worse when said best friend is a trickster by nature, and has made the grand decision that the two of you should fake-date for a laugh.

Jimin realises that he never did make things easy for himself.

or, the one where Taehyung has feelings and somehow makes it work.

There’s a bunch more signs with arrows and more space puns along the way, and Jimin rolls his eyes at the thought of Taehyung staying up till 3am to write ‘what songs do planets like to sing? Nep-tunes!’ in purple glitter glue.

Jeongguk made him promise not to fuck his professor's son, but there is only so much a man can do and endure. Taehyung can't endure Jimin, but he definitely wants to do him.

It just so happened that Taehyung had somehow acquired a baby during a birth and the only logical conclusion he had while signing the adoption papers, was to include the name of his crush/bff archenemy roommate, Park Jimin.

Taehyung is way too cute when he's drunk, but that doesn't really matter. Jimin's never been able to say no to him. Not even when they're both sober.

all taehyung wants is to talk about reindeer and if they can fly and all jimin wants is for him to maybe shut up about it so he finds a temporary solution.

Jimin is an idol who crash-lands on Taehyung's farm.

Taehyung wants to get married, but Jimin is not going to marry him.

  • if i wanted to i do

It's not a surprise to anyone that Taehyung and Jimin are getting married.

There are things that bring people together, like fate, but this isn't that sort of arrangement.

It's a matter of politics.

taehyung and jimin are home together to see the first snowfall of the year.

Jimin wants to believe that there is something out there just for him, even if he doesn’t know what that could be.

it snowed so obviously taehyung and jimin have to play in it before it turns into that yucky grey-brown-mud-slush.

jimin thinks his relationship with taehyung is perfect as it is: a blurred line of soulmates being romantic. it’s a bromance with feelings—but deeper. everything he has with taehyung is deeper. it’s cheesy and it’s kind of gross, yet he still blushes after one call; stuck in their own little world for two minutes, oblivious to the min yoongi working by his side because taehyung is funny, and taehyung is taehyung, and taehyung knows how to make him laugh and blush even when he’s not there.

the city has been shut down because of the snow and what a better way to pass the time.

jimin has friends who aren't taehyung. the rest is self explanatory.

taehyung takes to pinterest on their second snow day, soft cuddly boyfriends occur.

Jimin goes on a trip and Taehyung has to pleasure himself, to bad its not that simple.

taehyung goes out shopping and jimin is bored so he invites jeongguk over to come hang out. taehyung comes back home and vmin shenanigans ensue.

“i love you too, you know? just as much. i’m pretty sure i am going to love you like this,” he gestured to their bodies “and perhaps more for the rest of my life."

taehyung's secret santa turns into more of a secret admirer.

He didn’t realize he was smiling until he caught his reflection on a computer screen.

taehyung being clumsy is exactly why they can't have nice things.

Just as he’s about to start crying, Buster licks his hand and it’s enough – more than enough – to settle him a little. He’s quiet and still and watching Taehyung carefully, not once even thinking to go and join the excited hustle and bustle down the hall.

He strokes Buster’s floppy ear gently with one hand, letting himself rest and slow down for just a moment. He can still feel his heart thudding away in his chest and his lungs feel tight, like every breath of air just isn’t enough. An uncomfortable ache in his stomach. An emptiness in his head.

jimin loves taehyung and everything, he really does, but he's nosy so he has to get a little creative with his gift shopping endeavors.

taehyung goes shopping for jimin's christmas present because unfortunately, he doesn't think putting himself under the tree with a pretty bow on his head will be enough.

“I’m supporting you, as your best friend, by filming your sex tape,” Taehyung says, shifting the camera. It’s the Bangtan Bomb camera, which is an awful idea, but not any more so than any other part of this. “The least you can do is let me direct.”

Vmin boyfriends are always dancing and laughing to something new.

so, taehyung was hungry and he decided to order his favourite domino's like he usually does. but this time, it's not really that usual...

Jimin tries really hard to be good.

that drabble where vmin go and get their picture taken with santa claus

Because Christmas Eve is meant to be spent with the ones (or the one) you love the most.

Jimin and Taehyung have been together for a while and Jimin has a few questions for the other.

When a curious Taehyung clicks on a live webcam instead of his usual meme page.

Jimin only picks the prettiest flowers for the prettiest boy next door.

taehyung won't wake up but jimin knows what will get him up and out of bed

The first time Kim Taehyung tries to propose to Park Jimin, it’s their third Valentine’s Day together. Taehyung has kept the rings (two of them, because they’ll be promised to each other) in a tiny Tiffany blue box in his coat pocket for the last few weeks. It’s been hard finding the right moment, and he’s a little worried that maybe a Valentine’s Day proposal is a little cliche, but Jimin would be into that. . . right?

His first mistake, of course, was falling in love.

taehyung gives jimin his christmas present a little early

that drabble where there isn't really a point, just fluff, and binging christmas movies.

Taehyung's idea of love might be a little unhealthy.

taehyung and jimin build a gingerbread house.

There's something special about Christmas.

Taehyung must have murdered someone in his past life, he thought, and now this was his punishment, listening to Jimin say how much he wanted to ride Hansung, not realizing that he was currently on top of Hansung.

Here's the problem: Taehyung likes Jimin. Jimin likes Hansung. Jimin doesn't realize Taehyung is Hansung.

"We need pants, Chim."

But Jimin was always willing to accept the stranger realities of life.

This year, Taehyung finally finds the one person who understands why Christmas pains him so much,

Amongst the materials of his dream is the boy who will help him build it all.

after nearly a month of celebration, the actual holiday finally has arrived.

taehyung puts mistletoe up in the dorm. jimin wants to know why.

Taehyung is a very big fan of Christmas, and everything that comes with it. Mainly, Taehyung loves himself an ugly Christmas sweater.

Jimin doesn't feel the same way.

Taehyung doesn’t hate Christmas; on the contrary, he actually loves Christmas. But with his asshole neighbour, Park Jimin, blaring Christmas carols in the middle of April, he wonders if this form of personal torture is because Santa thinks he’s been a little too naughty.

taehyung had stopped doodling in his chemistry notebook long before the shy busan accent filled the room. the movement of his hands had ceased, effectively halting the creation of beautiful, breathtaking art, as he liked to call it, when he heard the prospect of a new student in the classroom. quite frankly, although he loved to draw, he found the new student's infectious smile far more interesting.

Yoongi rolls his eyes before continuing on. “Your target will be at Ricochet Grill in about thirty minutes. He is meeting up with one of his frequent buyers. The buyer is not to be harmed. You are not getting paid for his head.”

But Taehyung has stopped listening after the mention of the restaurant...that his boyfriend works at and is currently working at right now. “But…” Taehyung starts, and he can see the understanding in his chief’s tired face. Yes, he knows that Jimin works there, and yet he still has assigned the Agent to work this case. “Well this just seems unfair,” Taehyung tries to argue.

the boys gather for their day after christmas celebration and taehyung puts an end to the suffering that is the tension between yoongi and seokjin.

“You have no idea how a marriage works, do you?”

Taehyung groaned, “Not a single God damn clue, Jimin. But it’s not like we’ll be married for realsies!” He was swinging his legs a bit, pouting at Jimin--the pout that Jimin absolutely fell for every single time--And of course, Jimin caved, Taehyung watching with sheer pleasure as he witnessed Jimin’s resolve slowly crumble.

Falling in love with the Prince of Karugae was the worst mistake Taehyung ever made in his entire life.

jimin is obsessed with stars. taehyung is in love with the starlight that lays beside him on his loneliest nights.

Jimin's quiet for a bit, and then he turns to Taehyung with sparkling eyes and curved lips and says, "Just pay me back with one thousand kisses."

taehyung and jimin sharing new years eve together

  • the secrets in your palm

[http://archiveofourown.org/works/8853436] The Caravans come once every ten years and they don't stay for long. They come with their music and colors and whispers of magic in their eyes.

Taehyung doesn't understand what's so special about them, that until the day he meets Jimin.

jeongguk, jimin, and taehyung define what happens to their relationship now that jimin and taehyung are engaged.

The parents! vmin, children! namjin fic no one knew they needed until now.

Jimin has lived his life trying to hide his status as a mutant. When he's framed for a fire he hadn't started, he finds himself shoved into a mutant facility, where he will have to fight for his friends and for his own chance at life.

The sins are doomed to live over and over again as humans until the one time all seven of their lives converge, and maybe- maybe this time they can go home.

Being human is a struggle.

Jimin just wants to find the perfect present for Taehyung.

Taehyung and Jimin are happy together but Jimin still worries.

Taehyung's loved Jimin for longer than he can remember.

Taehyung had always been fascinated with the concept of death.

But for the first time in his life, he wished he didn’t know so much.

He spots the first sign Taehyung talked about the second he enters the building. Right there and In Your Face is a large, bright red poster covered in glitter reading JOIN THE ASTRONOMY CLUB in big letters, and IT’LL BE OUT OF THIS WORLD emphasized right below it. Jimin smiles and shakes his head, veering down the hallway to his right.

“There’s this, ah. A saying he always said to me. He always called me his blue crayon. He was an artist, right? So he always said that he needed me to fill in the sky for him so that he could see the clouds he loved so much. That without his blue crayon, how would he see the whiteness of nature’s abundance in the air?”

(In other words, Jimin loses his feelings when Taehyung leaves to pursue the immortal stars)

There's a subtle difference between 'art' and 'aesthetics'.. while the two are often intermingled, and there meanings confused with each other,the stark difference is, that while art is open to interpretation.. aesthetics revolve around beauty only. Park Jimin is a model, living life in the monochrome, Kim Taehyung is the new make up artist who's personality is chaotic and wild.

But chaos can be colorful.

Taehyung talks in his sleep.

Somewhere along the line, Taehyung snaps.

Jimin opens his mouth to speak, but he’s so dumbfounded no sound comes out. He coughs dryly and starts again.

“So, let me make sure I have this correct. Haunted?” He narrows his eyes at Taehyung in disbelief. “Haunted. You actually believe our house is haunted.”

Taehyung never felt like he needed his wrist to tell him he and Jimin were meant for each other, in any capacity. He didn’t need Jimin to come into their room crying one night about how he loved him. He already knew. He didn’t need Jimin to kiss him because he thought Taehyung didn’t understand what he’d meant. He knew what was happening with them. He didn’t need Jimin to tell him how hard it would be, how he’s asked questions, and how people like them tend to disappear. He knew what would happen if someone found out. He knew, because he was weird, because he was different, because he attracted weird things, because nothing good that happened to him would ever be a normal good, and because he knew he needed Jimin.

A Magic University AU in which Taehyung and Jimin are trying to get Kyungsoo and Jongdae together, and maybe Jimin realizes he wants himself and Taehyung to be together, too.

An epilogue to Fire Leaves

Taehyung is cold, always cold. He suffers through most of the year at his school with multiple layers of clothing, and a space heater blasting at night. Most of his friends have fully adjusted to this, however, when he meets Park Jimin the love of his life who also happens to be way too warm most of the time, he finds himself caught between his comfort, and getting Jimin to like him. relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium based on this tumblr post and my life experiences

He'd read once about a fairy who loved a human girl so much that she went to the high counsel and asked for sacred magic to turn her human; warp the universe so that she would have an identity, a place in the world with this girl. They granted her wish, and she and the girl lived happily forever.

Taehyung, however, was not a fairy. He was a pixie. There was no high counsel of pixies that possessed special magic. Fairies had hierarchies because their magic could be dangerous, pixies didn't have such a thing. He'd been taught that the ancient pixie elders, much before his time, gave up the use of dangerous magic in hopes it would create less chaos in the world. All pixies have is what they need. So, there were books, there was help, and there was love.

He stares out the window, eyes unfocused, as the world seemed to tilt out of balance.

"I love you." Jimin whispered so quietly, so softly, that Taehyung wouldn't have heard it if he weren't listening and anticipating for Jimin's next words. "I love you." Jimin repeats, his eyes locking once again with Taehyung's.

Taehyung might steal Jimin from Jungkook.

Even though Taehyung and the others insist he's perfect, Jimin can't help but think of himself badly. It's why he's in this situation in the first place.

"Having the best black mail material on each other but ready to pounce on anyone else who so much as dares try black mail their BFF".

"We’re both walking our dogs and while we were very obviously flirting they started humping and this is so awkward"

“I’m sorry; will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

Taehyung- the boy Jimin loves.

request by anon: "college au "- you’re obviously high or hungover so I’m going to rescue you and tell the teacher why your answer wasn’t as strange as it sounded, but you’ll owe me" vmin? :)"

In the dark, Jimin thinks they might want the same things.

When Taehyung arrives in Lieryia, Jimin is drawn into a storm of emotions, forced to face the loss he thought he'd moved on from, the world beyond his home suddenly within his reach.

Taehyung can’t cook, and Jimin isn’t really any better, but that’s okay. That’s kind of their thing.

The night after a fight between Jimin and Taehyung, Jimin goes out to a club and ends up in a hotel room with a stranger. Things clear up once Jimin finds out who the stranger is.

Jimin is incredibly afraid of the dark, this night he can't sleep and he's terrified. Taehyung notices and comforts him.

taehyung's heartbeat, fluttering so.

au where jimin works at pizza hut and taehyung works at dominos

"There’s nothing wrong with you, I like you just the way you are. It’s not a burden being your best friend, it’s a blessing, it’s always been a blessing, Jiminnie."

"Imagine Person A comes home to find Person B sleeping on top of the covers...completely naked."

jimin accidentally joins his new boyfriend's motorcycle gang.

the beginning of this story is almost an end. taehyung clings to life -- jimin clings to taehyung.

jimin waits up for taehyung after a long day of filming.

"Having the best black mail material on each other but ready to pounce on anyone else who so much as dares try black mail their BFF".

When Taehyung falls, Jimin is there to make him stand again.

Five times Jimin saw Taehyung, five different people he met.

TaeTae is a puppy raised and cared by a family; what if his life is encountered by a black kitten?

Based on: V's ideal type is someone who takes care of him, loves him, makes hot chocolate and has a lot of aegyo.

When drinking led to confessions and wild games.

It has been three months. Three months since they had last met each other, since they had last seen each other’s faces, since they had last made contact with one another.

When Jimin goes for a camp with no internet, he finds himself something better to do.

The Blood, Sweat & Tears era has brought him nothing but misery. He does not know why did it keep happening to him, or what did he do to deserve it. He does not know what is he feeling, or why is it driving him crazy. All these problems, because of a certain blonde, named Kim Taehyung.

This is the story where Jimin and Taehyung always has the wrong timing and the one time they just wanted to be stuck in time.

Jimin stumbles upon a square-smiled male. One that tends to make Jimin feel bubbly inside. But he's the not the best around attractive people, so, he makes a few dumb mistakes here and there.

There have been times in which the heart chose to love. Chose to bear itself entirely. And there have been times when the naked heart is taken and crushed. It's said the heart can never be repaired, but what if a pair of eyes that hold the world within them, could fix that?

  • soft place to land

[http://archiveofourown.org/works/7266280] a dream needs believing, to taste like something real

The notion of death is a little bit too abstract for ten-year-old Kim Taehyung and his best friend Park Jimin, but that doesn't stop them from becoming acquainted with it anyway. "What is death?"

Taehyung scrolls down his feed saving memes to send to Jimin later. Then he comes across The Signs As Kinks, and, well.

He saves that too.

it's always 3am when Jimin thinks of Taehyung

yoongi (18:19): I hate this fucking family

Take me laser tagging and then push me into a corner and kiss me. Then shoot me and walk away.

Taehyung doesn't know the proper etiquette for meeting your roommate's friend with benefits, but it probably doesn't include falling in love with him.

in which Taehyung adopts a cat and Jimin wonders if he’s been in love with his best friend the entire time.

Jimin falls sick, he finds comfort in his childhood blankets and his kind hearted flatmate, Kim Taehyung..

Childhood friends Waterbender!Jimin and Firebender!Taehyung are forced to face off when their nations are at war.

Waterbender!Jimin and Firebender!Taehyung become friends when they are five years old and their nations are at war.

Jimin is a prince from small country who wanted to experience 'civilian' life. Together with his childhood best friend Jeongguk , he moved to Seoul. There, he met the Kim brothers

Yoongi and Hoseok make Taehyung and Jimin babysit their daughter. The boys are still not paid enough.

it's not that jimin hates valentine's day (he does), but he is always open to the idea of someone changing his mind. as long as they're taehyung, that is.

there's something about taehyung that empowers him, his love and affection helps him along the way, makes him feel stronger every day.

in which Jimin and Taehyung's barista shifts overlap and a lot of ridiculous flirting ensues.

Taehyung things Jimin really should get over the fact that he is two months (and a certain amount of days) older than him.

Jimin doesn't want to get over it, and tends to remind Taehyung on a regular basis.

Jimin sits down on his bed and starts to read through his notebooks, reading every message Kim Taehyung ever sent to him.

or Jimin is cursed. And he falls in love with Kim Taehyung.

  • i'm the only one that beeps you one, four, three love

The story of Kim Taehyung and Park Jimin told through their phone call conversations.

Taehyung and Jimin are finally getting married, but Taehyung's thinking about too many things.

Texting can take an interesting turn ~

park jimin is unsure of a lot of things, but now he's definitely sure of one thing.

Prompt: They go to a movie together; their friends end up sitting a couple of rows back and tease them.

Prompt: They go to a movie together; their friends end up sitting a couple of rows back and tease them.

Jimin and Taehyung grow up together.

Taehyung paints colours, Jimin bleeds through in every one of them.

Set in an alternative Earth, Jimin is in love with outer space, so when a mysterious star crashlands into Jimin's backyard, well, he can't say he's disappointed.

On the other hand, Jungkook can't say he's happy with a celestial invading his solar system, but whose to say he can't be persuaded.

“Promise you’ll be careful next time?” Taehyung whispers into the calm between them.

Jimin lifts himself onto an elbow, slightly hovering over the omega, gazing down at him lovingly. He leans in just as Taehyung closes his eyes, and gently kisses his favorite pair of lips.

“I promise.”

Taehyung walked Soonshim around 10:13 in the evening which made Jimin sleepless for one night.

After the next day, Jimin had twenty-four hours to wait for Taehyung before he stuffs himself with too much chocobanana cupcakes.

funny, how the short span of time i order and get my daily caffeine fix can mean so much to you, and to him; it was your fist meeting. then much more of the moments when we're not together became your time together instead.

Jimin and Taehyung meet on a one-way flight to Paris. Naturally, they fall in love.

Jimin asks for it. Taehyung delivers.

when taehyung moved into his new house, he did not expect himself to turn into a stalker for his hot neighbour.

“Promise you’ll be careful next time?” Taehyung whispers into the calm between them.

Jimin lifts himself onto an elbow, slightly hovering over the omega, gazing down at him lovingly. He leans in just as Taehyung closes his eyes, and gently kisses his favorite pair of lips.

“I promise.”

They are opposites. They are different. They were never supposed to be together, never to be seen with one another. They are forbidden.

Jeongguk's first time meeting his new neighbors included a wavering stack of move-in boxes, a burnt casserole, and an embarrassing amount of flavored lube.

(i.e.: the four times Seokjin and Jungkook had to knock on Jimin and Taehyung's door about the loud sex. And one time the duty falls on the other foot.)

taehyung has the extraordinary ability to distract jimin from pretty much anything.

unfortunately he's decided the best time to wield this ability is during finals week.

"How long have you been married?"

"Five years," Taehyung said, sitting up in his seat.

"Six." Taehyung turned to look at Jimin, but Jimin still wasn't looking in his direction. "It's been six years."

"Five or six years," Taehyung nodded, eyes following the movement of the counsellors pen across the page.

Taehyung hadn’t really noticed before how much he talked about Jimin when he was with Seokjin, or the way Seokjin raised his eyebrows every single time. And he definitely hadn’t noticed before if Jimin looked so weird and blushy the morning after every time Seokjin spent the night before — had he always done that, or was that new?

(Taehyung and Jimin have spent five years living out of each others' pockets (literally, since Taehyung keeps stealing Jimin's hoodies), and when Taehyung starts dating someone new for the first time in a while, Jimin starts sulking, and Taehyung starts wondering.)

“I bet you I can go longer without touching you.”

“You’re gonna lose this bet, Kim Taehyung.”

Jimin is just so done with Taehyung's shit, so he kisses him.

Can you please stop laughing at the fact that I'm locked out of my hotel room at 3 in the morning wearing nothing but a towel. It's not funny. I really want to tell you to shut up but I'm tongue-tied.

In which after a night out clubbing with his friends, Park Jimin somehow finds himself in the hotel corridor in the wee hours of the morning with only a towel wrapped around his hips.

Cue Kim Taehyung.

Taehyung has to keep Jimin on his toes, after all. So obviously he's going to suggest that Jimin pisses on him in the shower.

I mean, obviously.

seokjin thinks, while he hides his tears, that nothing can hurt as bad as watching your child in pain and not being able to do anything about it.

why do i hang out with you perverted losers

“You’ve only got three bullets, agent.” Taehyung squares his shoulders. He poises his foot dangerously close to the pedal. “Make them count.”

Taehyung gets Jimin both in jail and out of jail, all in the space of an evening.

Soulmates talk to each other through dreams to drag their souls together. Jimin just so happens to be Taehyung's soulmate.

Jimin hates long queues and pressure but then there's Taehyung.

it’s a strange set of circumstances, when jimin first meets taehyung.

The Mystic Messenger AU no one asked for.

There are two big problems that come with the zombie apocalypse:

1. Zombies.

2. Getting a song stuck in your head that you can't remember the lyrics to but now you can't Google it either because the electricity hasn't been on for ages.

Now that's really just the worst.

Taehyung's skills of catching the lollipop stick mid-air is pretty impressive.

Or: Somehow, Taehyung showing off his skill turns into him getting a little bit excited over Jimin sharing his lollipop.

Taehyung has never been in love before, he doesn’t know what love feels like, but if there is one thing he’s sure about, it’s that he’s in love with Park Jimin.

“Hyung, what do I do?” Jimin cries pitifully while clutching tightly onto Yoongi’s shirt. “I don’t even know if he swings my way!”

Yoongi sighs exasperatedly as he wraps his arms tighter around the younger. “Squirt, I don’t know what you want me to do about your crush on Taehyung when I can barely manage my own relationship.”

That response only makes Jimin wail louder, blubbering about how useless Yoongi is.

Or

Taehyung is Jimin’s roommate who Jimin may or may not be in love with him.

Seokjin makes him out of nectar and bluebells, and petals from skeleton flowers translucent with dew.

And for a little while, both of them are in love.

jimin loves constellations but taehyung leaves him in wonder.

Park Jimin, an Olympic figure skater who's second home is an ice skating rink run by his best friend Kim Seokjin, thought he had his life together and knew everything about his friend. That was until a fiery red haired boy stumbles into his life and Jimin learns about Jin's younger brother. Now all Jimin knows is that he really wants to bang Kim Taehyung.

“Eomma, I hate it here. There aren’t any stars.”

“What?”

Jimin pouts, small arms crossing over his chest. “I can’t see the stars. It makes me sad, so I hate this place and I want to leave.”

His mother bends down, thumb brushing across her son’s cheek to wipe away a stray, frustrated tear. “You’ll get used to it, Jimin. Plus, there are lots of stars, you just can’t see them because of all of the electric lights.”

“That’s why it hurts.” Jimin says.

“Hurts?”

“Taehyung and Jimin broke up.”

“It’s bullshit—”

“We were all rooting for them.”

“It’s complete bullshit—”

“Everyone actually thought they had a chance, you know?”

(Alternatively: Taehyung’s a problematic idiot who fell in love with the right person at the wrong time.)

Taehyung's always wanted children. Jimin knows that he can't give Taehyung what he wants.

"He's walking this way, grab my ass!"

"But mine's coming this way too, grab my hand!"

Or the one where Yoongi and Jimin fake-date to make their unrequited love(s) jealous.

in which taehyung refuses to sleep, and jimin is indulgent. whether he likes it or not.

Jimin was in love with his best friend and Taehyung was never wrong.

getting your consciousness digitally re-uploaded after death isn't all that bad. or: taehyung’s favorite virtual reality is the one with jimin in it.

Involved in a motorcycle accident, Jimin thinks Taehyung won't want to look at him anymore.

We stumble across the best people in our life, in a state of being almost oblivious to what life has in store for us.

Or..

How Jimin met Taehyung one drunken night.

taehyung goes to a daycare and meets lots of new friends

(or; some kids!bts fic where they're all cute)

Five times Jimin falls out of love and the one time he doesn’t.

Taehyung knows that this is a bad idea. He has experienced the consequences before, so how is it that he has ended up back in bed with Park Jimin? He knows better than to agree to casual sex, when for him, it isn't really casual at all.

Taehyung has a bad habit of wearing his heart on his sleeve.

《 outtake 》; ‘Okay—so, I was wanting to know,’ Jimin begins, ‘how do you feel about sex toys?’

It’s one of those slow-burn scream-into-the-void kind of days. Like the world is moving slow and Jimin’s brain is moving fast – too many anxious thoughts, not enough time to process them - but his body is weighed down like a tonne of bricks, his limbs feeling like they’re made of stone.

It’s been a slow few months and with Valentines Day around the corner, Jimin seizes the perfect opportunity to spice things up.

But as always, where Taehyung’s concerned, things never go according to plan.

Jimin is a zumba instructor. Taehyung and Hoseok didn't stand a chance.

Whereby Jimin sends a message to a wrong number (simply wanting some buns, for god's sake) and Taehyung thrives on dick jokes and awful pick up lines.

"Have sex with me.”

“Told you to get a mask; the fumes totally went straight to your tiny little head.”

“I’m 100% serious, and my head is NOT tiny.”

OR: Park Jimin wants to be FWB and Kim Taehyung can think of about 1000 reasons why that's a bad idea (but he still does it anyways)

it's all just a huge game to kim taehyung, and park jimin loses to him time and again.

(or the model au nobody asked for where tae is a hedonist and jimin can't help but give in every single time)

Taehyung have wanted these cute panties on Jimin since a while and who Jimin is to say no.

So apparently, he had the hots for Taehyung. Kim Taehyung. His bandmate and best friend. His better half. That guy.

It's easy to be afraid of the rumors. They say there's a monster in that house up on the hill just past the forest, a demon, a spawn of hell that preys on the innocent. They say he's disguised as an angel to lure unsuspecting souls into his clutches, that no one who has ever set foot past the wrought iron gates at the top of the hill has ever come back alive. It's easy to be afraid, but when the demon they speak of has the same face as Taehyung's long-since dead best friend, suddenly he's not so sure.

Here is Jimin, begging Taehyung for death. Because he wants to feel alive more than he ever was.

New! Default Mode: Hopelessly in love with Kim Taehyung

“Do you have some kind of switch that just alerts you whenever I want to fucking die?Because you always come through even when I don't expect you to.”

Or, where Taehyung always knows how to entertain his best friend, Jimin, even when he's feeling like shit.

Prince Jimin won’t want him now, Taehyung’s father told him as much. Betas didn’t end up with powerful alphas like Jimin, he said, and Taehyung’s heart broke. Betas only ended up with either each other or with the less popular alphas and omegas. Jimin won’t want him. Taehyung doesn’t stand a chance now.

or, the one where Taehyung presents as a beta and his entire world comes crashing down

taehyung is glowing and smiling. jimin is not glowing.

“What!?”

Jimin hadn’t meant to screech the word so loudly – especially with them being in the middle of a café – but he couldn’t help it. He was sure he was hearing things, sure his ears were blocked or faulty because he most certainly did not hear Kim Taehyung just suggest Jimin become a camboy.

Jimin gets kicked out. Taehyung goes with him.

Taehyung stares into the camera lenses with cold, piercing eyes while Jimin flashes back to the past with every shutter click, because Jimin remained stuck in the spark of summers while Taehyung has changed from head to toe.

And Yoongi saved Jimin from the pits of rock bottom.

Spending the day in bed with Taehyung is Jimin's favorite thing to do. Well, it's more like his second thing to do with Taehyung, but it's still something he enjoys.

Taehyung hates loud music, especially when it's coming from a dance room that was disturbing his focus.

"I've learnt a lot of French today. And not just colors and letters! I already know how to say a few phrases," Taehyung's proud smile is enough to make Jimin to look up from his book, focusing all his attention on the other.

"Yeah? Tell me something in French then," Jimin smiles big enough that his eyes turn into small slits, probably deciding if he lets Taehyung bother him now, the brunette will leave him alone.

or the au where taehyung decides to learn french and it doesn't really go as planned

Jimin is an idol who crash-lands on Taehyung's farm.

All Taehyung wanted was to buy some damn bell peppers. He hadn't counted on some weirdo crying in Trader Joe's over a cabbage.

Basically. Tae likes Jimin and tries his hardest to get past the boy's dense walls of oblivion.

kim taehyung always runs the most popular kissing booth and he will not accept some newbie taking away his throne. he's going in to prove how un-better park jimin is at kissing.

vmin and kissing booth rivalry.

I found a dream, that I could speak to

A dream that I can call my own (or, vmin are soulmates™)

After a late night watching TV tae and jimin build a pillow fort and get a little closer.

without the rain, there would be no umbrellas to let go of

In which Jimin and Taehyung maybe kiss a little but it's really not that big of a deal.

Jimin kind of like-likes Taehyung but he's not sure that Taehyung like-likes him back. It's the end of summer camp and time is running out so it's now or never to say something.

the day jimin met taehyung for the first time was, conveniently, the hottest day of that summer, and also the first day of summer camp.

Jimin isn't sure how coming home from dance practice turned to fighting with his boyfriend and then ended up like this, but he isn't about to question it.

“person a and person b are fighting and grab each others’ shirts (like they’re in a drama) at the same time”

Jimin and Taehyung are the last to know that they're exclusively dating.

To be fair, Taehyung was the only person Jimin knew with a car and he really needed to get home before Monday morning.

It’s always worse when you trust someone.

When Jimin kisses Jungkook for the first time, he loves it… he wants even more. But he can’t help but feel guilty because he’s in love with Jimin’s boyfriend, too.

when jimin finally leaves, he’ll leave with half of taehyung’s heart.

Taehyung and Jimin hash out a fight in the most convoluted way possible, Namjoon thinks of the future, Yoongi is unimpressed, and everyone should really kink-shame Hoseok.

What a strange sight it must have been: two men shyly waving to each other, one hidden away from the world in the comfort of freshly baked bread and sugar, and the other, out in the open, mesmerized by cotton candy hair and streaks of flour. Taehyung must have realized how strange this would have looked to any passerby, must have realized that he looked like a shy preschooler waving to a new playmate on the playground.

Taehyung must have realized this because he, who rarely felt embarrassed, blushed.

And promptly ran from the bakery.

Jimin gives Taehyung a gift.

I would ask why you just sent your nudes but nothing on this chat surprises me anymore

“This is exactly why I’m against hooking up with anyone I meet on this sad campus.” Yoongi says, “but you know what— he hates you already; it doesn’t get any worse than it already is if he finds out. You’ll be fine.”

Jimin used to love Taehyung, he really did. He tried to keep loving him even though he went crazy.

jimin and taehyung never go out of season

nov 24 2016 ∞
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