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✧・゚:* yoongi&seokjin *:・゚✧

a story about veteran Yoongi and Seokjin who is fluent in Korean Sign Language.

Yoongi’s not a nice person, exactly, but he’s not a mean one. He was never the type to push other kids into the dirt at school or, when he got a little too old for playgrounds, spread rumours and shut out friends. He could never be bothered to get involved in schoolyard politics in the first place, even if he’d wanted to. It’s why he’s never quite understood the way he is around Seokjin.

Midnight feels something like cigarette kisses from Seokjin; it sounds like teeth clattering together; it looks like the cityscape on the way back to Yoongi’s apartment—some strange, abstract horizon in a town that Yoongi never really wanted to be stuck in.

Namjoon doesn't pretend, not even for a second, that he doesn't know what Seokjin does to keep them all going. That Seokjin gave up everything so the rest of them could have a chance at something better.

Long story short, Namjoon got a kitten. Namjoon got a kitten and tried to feed it cereal. Namjoon got a kitten and Yoongi saved the kitten from certain death the exact same day.

The Hanahaki Disease is an illness born from one-sided love, where the patient throws up and coughs of flower petals when they suffer from one-sided love. The infection can be removed through surgery, but the feelings disappear along with the petals. It can be cured without side effects only when the feelings are returned. Seokjin starts coughing up crimson-red rose petals.

Everybody sees in black and white. It’s always been said that you can see color when you receive the first touch from your soulmate. Yoongi saw colors for the first time when he was eight when he accidentally yanked Seokjin’s hand.

Seokjin goes into heat, Yoongi is the only one home. (Part 4 of Times Three)

Yoongi and Seokjin are caught by Namjoon. (Part 5 of Times Three)

Yoongi ends up hiring Jimin, after a cruel month of interviews, and he only regrets it about twice a day.

Seokjin was the spirit of rain, and it rained every time he cried. Humans stopped at nothing to get their rain, and Yoongi was going to stop at nothing to see Seokjin smile.

Yoongi goes to physical therapy twice a week.

Yoongi thinks that everyday will be their forever.

A deal has been made to seal an alliance between the kingdoms of Northern Islands and Oceanna through the strongest bond there is; a marriage. But Yoongi is pretty sure that it won't seal him with Seokjin, because he’s never one to marry and he hates this pretty-looking Prince from the South with everything that he got.

Or at least, that’s what he thinks.

Seokjin is 30 and Yoongi is 17.

In which Yoongi is an over-indulged and highly unpleasant rich brat and Seokjin is hired to be his 'companion'.

When Seokjin picks up the Omega with the mint hair from the club, he couldn't have ever expected what happened afterward.

Or: Omega!Yoongi is a top, and Alpha!Seokjin is a bottom.

When Yoongi moves into the new apartment, it’s only after the landlady assures him the two kids next door are the ‘sweetest things on the planet’ and ‘definitely won’t be noisy.’

The next day, he meets Seokjin and his two sons Jimin and Taehyung, both of whom are pretending to be dragons and making lots of noise.

Yoongi is the angel general and Seokjin is the demon's gatekeeper, but Seokjin isn't like any demon he's met before.

Seokjin used to say the winter beach looked lonely.

Namjoon told him that he had the color of a cloudless summer sky in his left eye, which was more poetic than Seokjin thought his eye deserved, and Hoseok said it kind of looked like the color of the amusement park cotton candy.

Seokjin has one blue eye, and one brown eye, and he spends his life covering them with sunglasses. Until he meets Yoongi.

Yoongi's the best Forger there is, and Forging the target's love interest isn't anything he hasn't done before.

Falling in love with the target, though, might be new. And if not that, going back every night into the target's dream just to be with him definitely is.

When Yoongi walks into the apartment, he’s greeted by a soft scent of peaches in the air.

11/11 is Pepero Day, and Yoongi makes Jungkook go with him to get some for Seokjin.

Or: Papa and Baby go shopping for Mom

It isn’t fair, Namjoon thinks, that someone like Seokjin, who loved the idea of destiny and had been looking forward to meeting his soulmate, is paired with someone like Yoongi, who hates it.

Seokjin is an incredibly decorated classical pianist and Yoongi's a hitmaker specializing in hiphop.

Their story is cliche and the stuff of cheap romance novels, and Yoongi doesn't even care.

“We’re going to go leader first and then age order, so I’ll pick first and I’m going to room with Seokin-hyung, and now Yoongi-hyung can pick.”

"They call me a scentless flower. Nothing more than a pretty face. Completely devoid of talent or charm."

“Let’s go to the hospital. To the police. Both.” Yoongi whispered, unsure how to even touch Seokjin.

“No.” Seokjin snapped, trembling but not flinching when Yoongi carefully helped him up, a hand on each arm. “And do what, Yoongi? Get a rape kit? Make the news? Become forever the kid who got raped by three guys? You think that’s going to work for us right now?”

Foxes went into heat. That meant Seokjin, half gumiho, also went into heat.

For the night, Seokin was his.

Seokjin isn't quite 100% human.

Yoongi and Seokjin were part android, and they shared a heart. That meant they could never both be awake at the same time.

"You sure you want this cat?" Namjoon raised an uncertain eyebrow.


Yoongi can't understand how Seokjin, who's clumsy at best on actual land, can be so graceful on ice.

You need 1000 cranes for a wish. Not 999. 1000.

Music is important to Yoongi.

When it snows, Seokjin remembers the beginning and Yoongi remembers the end.

Yoongi has always had the ability to see ghosts, and unless the teacher was trying to be funny by giving him an already occupied seat, there was definitely a ghost sitting in his seat.

Apparently, Yoongi has a guardian angel.

Soon, you’re going to lose whatever is the most precious to you. It’s no use to try to run away from it. Every time you try to avoid it, you’ll only be pushing fate on faster. So fight it. Crash into it headfirst. It’s the only way.

Yoongi is frigging doing this on purpose, Seokjin just knows it. He glances desperately at Yoongi, who just smirks knowingly and runs his hands higher up Seokjin’s thigh.

After the world is struck with a virus that robs people of their senses, Yoongi becomes Seokjin’s eyes and Seokjin becomes Yoongi’s voice.

Jin was a songbird who didn't sing, and Yoongi wanted a silent pet. It was perfect.

Yoongi remembers being happy.

Jin believes that he will find his family in Paris one day, but he ends up finding something bigger than that. Suga has spent fifteen years trying to accept that his best friend was dead in the revolution, only to fail miserably once Jin shows up in front of his door. (Part 1 of How Dreams Are Made Of)

Rule number one: Don't leave the path. (Part 2 of How Dreams Are Made Of)

When Kim Seokjin comes to save his father from the gang called the Beasts, Suga - the leader - isn't willing to let him go that easily. A debt has to be paid off, after all. Seokjin is made prisoner and Suga has to deal with the unexpected consequences that follow. (Part 3 of How Dreams Are Made Of)

Seokjin briefly wonders if the ‘Never’ in Neverland serves as a warning to 1) never piss off a pirate or 2) never fall in love with one, because both seem resoundingly accurate at the moment with the way this Captain Min Yoongi is staring at him. (Part 4 of How Dreams Are Made Of)

In the story of Sleeping Beauty it all ends with the kiss. There’s fireworks and an implied happy ending, but nobody tells you what happens after the kiss…Kim Seokjin comes to find out it’s far more complicated than 'Happily Ever After' when one kisses a sleeping stranger. (Part 5 of How Dreams Are Made Of)

The only thing he remembers about the water is darkness and coldness, and then a sudden flash of dark maroon before something seems to pull him out of the water. He tells his therapist later on, who frowns and says, you mean like.. a mermaid? (Part 6 of How Dreams Are Made Of)

Sort of Thumbelina AU. Just a gist. (Part 7 of How Dreams Are Made Of)

"I wanted to write a song for you," Yoongi blurts out, thinking that if he keeps talking the right words will come out eventually.

The most remarkable ship in the entire star system: The Princess Jin. This is the story of how it got its name.

Okay, look - all Seokjin wanted was to get into the wedding expo with a fake fiance and try all the free cake. He didn't mean for all of this other stuff to happen.

Kim Seokjin may think he raps like Jay-Z, but god he's bad and god it's embarrassing to witness and god does Min Yoongi want to show Seokjin exactly how a tongue is supposed to be used.

Yoongi is a recovering schizophrenic that dreams about a certain someone named Park Jimin. Kim Seokjin is a dear someone that fell in love with the said schizophrenic, hoping he could compete with the lingering reminiscence whose existence was even less than shadow. (Part 2 of what it takes)

It's one week before Seokjin's birthday, and they draw lots to act like Seokjin's boyfriends for the whole week.

Seokjin’s roommate breaks everything in their apartment. Luckily, the Engineering major next door is cute and willing to help. Otherwise known as, the first time Namjoon actually managed to help create something instead of destroy it. The “my roommate breaks everything and my cute neighbor fixes everything” AU

It’s six in the morning and all Yoongi wants is some fucking coffee.

(Not to be, not to be assaulted with a possibly illegal stare and a smile that could probably bring dead flowers back to life, god dammit)

Yoongi tries to find his definition of home—but it’s easier said than done when his home is six thousand miles apart from him.

An archive for all drabbles that I posted on Tumblr.

Seokjin reminds him of the colour blue; it reminds him of the sky, the ocean, and the bruises that he left on Yoongi's heart.

“I’m sorry, because for the umpteenth time, I manage to prove that beautiful things don’t last — I want to prove it otherwise, but I couldn’t because I won’t be around for too long. Or maybe, I just don’t have enough time with me.”

And nobody felt sad as long as we could postpone tomorrow with more nostalgia.

One year after Seokjin's death, a sequel to Fireflies.

Namjoon thinks that maybe, being a poet means you know heartbreak when you see it. Because right now when his eyes flicker at the way Seokjin smiles at Yoongi, he can feel his chest being cut open and words start bleeding out of his body.

Seokjin thinks that his patients aren’t ill, only a little broken. But maybe he has been so naive about it.

The God of War was known to be bloody, merciless, fearful, and to possess no moral attributes. Min Yoongi doesn't know fear, until the most precious thing is taken away from him.

Yoongi keeps breaking his own rules since the first time he met Seokjin, and he doesn’t mind breaking another one.

Yoongi thinks that the world doesn't look so bad as long as he has Seokjin by his side. However those things only happen in his head.

Yoongi is never been a big fan of rain, and he doesn't understand why Seokjin loves it so much.

Agent Min is made for the war. He has been trained to wreck and ruin things with his bare hands since he was 8. Until the point where he couldn't bring himself to pull a trigger, that was when he met doctor Kim.

Yoongi is the predator and Seokjin is his prey. Or so he thought.

One’s a romantic and the other’s a skeptic and together they shouldn’t work, but –

“You’re in love with the idea of love, Yoongi.”

Yoongi drowns in Seokjin's sweaters and laughter, his kisses and his tears.

Its quite a ride having 3 kids. Especially when one wants to marry Jin and one is hyperactive. Jiminie is a cinnamon roll to good for this world. Yoongi loves the kids but holy poo he gets frustrated with Jungkook.

It's not an exciting flight home by any means, but it has its moments.

Seokjin doesn't do coffee, weddings, missed deadlines, impolite staff, regrets, profanity, or relationships. Appointed best man for his best friend's destination beach wedding means breaking some of those rules. Then again, some things are better when they're broken, because it's not until something breaks that it can be put back together.

Yoongi was searching for inspiration, he found Seokjin...

He takes the stairs to the roof of the building faster than his legs can accommodate, nearly tripping more than a few times. It's after dark, Jin waited until it was after dark so they wouldn't get caught, because Jin is much smarter and much less likely to fly in the face of authority than Yoongi is.

Yoongi's hand digs in his pocket for the familiar object, the strange source of comfort and covert freedom that always means he'll calm down soon. His fingers close around it, and his hand comes back out to rest at his side.

yoongi is a single parent, taehyung is his son who wants to be a dragon, jimin is the dragon's new best friend, and seokjin is too good looking for a single dad working two jobs.

Namjoon is out of town for a business trip, and he leaves his son to his brother.

Taehyung loves his Uncle Jin a lot, and he doesn't like that weird man who is his "boyfriend."

Yoongi is 100% sure that Taehyung is a goblin changeling instead of Namjoon's actual child.

Seokjin thinks it's really cute that Yoongi and Taehyung are alike. He's also really oblivious.

It's a week with Kim Taehyung, and it's going to be crazy.

When Yoongi wakes up in the middle of the night with a bad feeling, he knows something is not right in his home. He wakes up his husband Seokjin to help investigate.

Yoongi has an overprotective, eight year old son who likes to cockblock his attempts at dating.

As long as Seokjin was alive and breathing, no nightmare could ever take Yoongi down.

“They all say the same thing. But it’s a projection of their own guilt onto their partners. They cheat, feel guilty, accuse the other of cheating. It’s all a cycle, you know.”

Yoongi didn’t miss the second serve; he made sure to aim it down the line. Seokjin, that fucker, just got in the way.

_ AD AGENCY AU. You want a swankin' ad campaign overnight? Three dolla. (Alternatively: Seokjin makes two godawful mistakes in joining an advertising agency and getting in Min Yoongi's pants. The latter isn't so bad.)_

Just some things that are good enough to post but aren't nearly good enough to get their own leg room.

Expect nothing to be linear or structured.

Expect nothing.

seokjin makes it so easy for him to fall apart and yoongi relishes every moment of it.

"You're doing porn, Seokjin," he tells himself, convinces himself, "Not some stupid romance movie. You're not allowed to feel anything but someone's hand around your dick."

Friends aren't supposed to kiss, Yoongi and Seokjin know that. But what do you when a voice at the back of your head keeps screaming, 'if you're not going to kiss the man in front of you then, boy, are you making the biggest mistake of your life'?

Seokjin's pretty sure the Destiny Knot he made the Eevee hold isn't supposed to have any effect on him.

yoongi always thinks, and always has thought, seokjin should be treated like a prince too. if not by everyone, then at least by him.

Yoongi’s mouth is dry. He opens his mouth and drops flicker in past his teeth. “People used to say the clouds cried.”

“That was rain, you know,” Seokjin leans back on his arms. “This is different.”

Jungkook's family is different, but it's his family, and he will punch any kid who says otherwise. Which happens. Yoongi is called to the school to discuss his son's behavioral problem.

Seokjin is fascinated by the new clone assigned to a Martian quarry.


If homosexuality isn't contagious, then why do I always have homosexual thoughts whenever my gay friend takes his shirt off?

Kim Seokjin was a nice, sweet and caring boy. He was pretty and everyone adored him. Yes, that is how he was in general.

As long as you do not piss him off by calling him by some degrading name. His friends knew that, and his family knew that.

Unfortunately, Min Yoongi did not know that, and he made the cardinal mistake of calling Jin a “ princess~”

That is how Min Yoongi’s face ended up being slammed with a ball by none other than a not-so-fragile-princess Jin.

Everyone saw their budding love, everyone but themselves.

Yoongi tries to find his definition of home—but it’s easier said than done when his home is six thousand miles apart from him.

Twenty-three times Yoongi kind of proposed to Seokjin, and one time he didn’t have to.

Park Jimin never knew writing parking tickets would be so dangerous. Especially when your gorgeous supervisor is in a love triangle of sorts with a mint haired arsonist crime syndicate and a jailbait drug den lord.

There’s three things Yoongi is pretty fucking certain about.

Seokjin won't evolve from an Eevee and Yoongi can't figure out for the life of him why.

“Maybe you ate an Everstone by accident,” Taehyung suggests.

Based on the ‘We’re now engaged, but we made fun of each other so much in high school that we both could never live down telling our old friends that we’re together. So we’ve decided to pretend that we’re now only seeing each other again in our high school reunion’ au by an amazing tumblr account

The world ends for Seokjin on a Friday night.

Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

Its quite a ride having 3 kids. Especially when one wants to marry Jin and one is hyperactive. Jiminie is a cinnamon roll to good for this world. Yoongi loves the kids but holy poo he gets frustrated with Jungkook.

yoongi is a single parent, taehyung is his son who wants to be a dragon, jimin is the dragon's new best friend, and seokjin is too good looking for a single dad working two jobs.

Pokemon AU where yoonjin are pokemon breeders raising an eevee army in their daycare and being disgustingly domestic together even when they try not to be.

"When Seojin crushes my windpipe in her sleep, I hope you remember I love you. And that I'm leaving everything to the cat, because at least Suga loves me enough to not let me die a slow, painful death by my own daughter."

There's something sad and telling about how the only times Yoongi really sees Seokjin is when he's on his back and aching all over – two things that, while he'd like to relive in bed (or on the couch, whatever, he's not picky), occur mostly when he's doped up on pain medication and strapped to a hospital bed instead. (Hospital AU)

For the last time, Seokjin and Yoongi aren't really together. They think.

Not only is Yoongi flat on his back in front of his ex-boyfriend and being suspected of criminal activities up to and including robbery, pedophilia, and stalking, he is also currently being publicly and vocally shamed by a crowd of preschoolers. Preschoolers. Fuck his shitty luck. This is not how he's planned on seeing his ex again for the first time in a long time.

Seokjin is frustrated, Hoseok plays the mediator, and Taehyung just makes everything a hundred times worse. | AKA the one where Seokjin thinks he and Yoongi are dating but Yoongi doesn't think they are.

If anyone told Seokjin he'd end up teaching preschoolers for a living ten years later, he'd laugh and threaten to cut Namjoon for being a filthy liar.

  • always, sometimes, never enough

Seokjin quits being a trainee, and it's not the end of the world.

may 27 2016 ∞
sep 27 2016 +