- i meant for that snowball to hit my friend but you came around the corner at the last second and now we’re having a snowball fight. \ available!
- you walked here in a blizzard to get your hot chocolate but you forgot your wallet at home, here, let me buy your drink for you. \ available!
- “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.” \ available!
- “Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.” \ available!
- “I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.” \ available!
- “I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.” \ available!
- “Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?” \ available!
- watching cartoon holiday movies together in a blanket cocoon and singing along to the songs bc lets be real everyone does it \ available!
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