nobody ever hears what i say

• practice reading out loud
• print some poems out and practice reading them

i spend all my time on the internet

• go outside at least once everyday, even if it's just a walk

there's nothing good to eat in school / i'm starving man

• stockpile lunchbox recipes
• get an indian tiffin or a bento box
• get some snack containers
• get a cool water bottle, a thermos, and an ice pack
• make a list of the ingredients you'll need for these recipes

i am socially inept

• talk talk talk at the science center / chat up some random people
• switch volunteering days and meet whoever works then, start over
• continue applying for jobs, pick one that requires you to be vocal
• call up someone you don't normally talk to
• write a few "love letters"

i don't know anything

• read some books and keep reading
• keep watching movies
• do some research on astronomy and archaeology and botany, learn about what scares you, like BUGS
• click around the net for some music you've never heard
• trade playlists with someone
• read articles; check out some magazines from the library or just go there to read them
• keep writing and writing
• submit your pieces to publications and contests

my friends all think i'm fucking judgemental

• stop being so upfront with your distaste
• brush it off when someone's acting like an idiot
• or, say what you think

my summer is boring

• save some money for august
• make a list of all the places you want to go, and go there

i am an academic failure and endless procrastinator

• finish all your summer reading by the end of july
• maybe set yourself a time table

i have seasonal affective disorder (probably)

• save up some money or get a groupon or find some free exercise classes you can take over the winter and fall, maybe try ballet
• try to get a job that will allow you to continue working through the school year so you can stay busy and keep some cash on hand
• get yourself an anywhere anything anytime journal and a for show journal and keep them around and keep writing and keep submitting
• get yourself some weather appropriate clothes and keep going outside, utilize your bus pass, keep some money on hand and eat out w/friends, get coffee, go to the movies which you love

my face is weird

• no it aint
• keep using the whitening toothpaste till your teeth are bright
• general hygiene probably helps

i look like a mess, help

• buy lots of basics that go together
• get lots of cool jackets
• boots are important
• use the makeup tips elif taught you
• keep it simple, basics work best
• get a bottle of perfume, use it
• paint your nails

nobody takes me seriously

• take yourself seriously
• don't say um or like or maybe so much
• look at people when you talk to them, don't worry about making them uncomfortable
• take this list seriously
• take your education seriously
• take your friendships seriously
• if somebody asks you what you want, tell them what you want
• ask for help when you need it
• stop telling people it's no big deal when it pisses you off
• be ok on your own first

i don't know how to be by myself

• yeah you do, you've been doing it all along