girlfriend wanted must love decorating for holidays mischief kissing in cars and wind chimes

no specific height weight hair color or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist

cynics critics pessimists and “stick in the muds” need not reply

voluptuous figures a plus

any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins claire huxtable snow white or elvira wholeheartedly welcomed

i am dubious of actresses, fellons, and lesbians but dont want to rule them out entirely

must be tolerant of whistling tickle torture james taylor and sleeping late

i have a slight limp eerily soft hands and a preternatural love of autumn

I once misinterpreted being called a coal-eyed dandy as a compliment when it was intended as an insult

I wiggle my feet in my sleep am scared of the dark and think the Muppets Christmas Carol is one of the greatest films of all time

all i want is butterfly kisses in the morning peanut butter sandwiches shaped like a heart and to make you smile until it hurts