- Told me to ask my sister to watch the dogs when I went to the beach, all the while knowing that I was going to the beach with her.
- Referred to his entire family as boogerheads (i.e "Don't forgot the boogerheads are coming to visit tomorrow."
- We were in Showmars getting dinner. He walked away over to this cooler. He walked back and looked at me and said "There's pie in that cabinet."
- Ordering a hawaiian blizzard and fantail shrimp at Dairy Queen in spite of 4 days worth of stomachaches.
sep 9 2008 ∞
apr 4 2013 +