A room dimly lit in yellow light with blood painting the rocky walls.

Screams and laughter echo off its edges, letting beautiful music into my ears.

A fleshy, wet feeling covers my fingers as I sink them into my friend's meat.

Oh, a little drop of blood is running away from its home. I need to bend down to lap it up.

The smell of death enters my ears like the scent of a fresh meal.

"...I got it, right? Five senses? Ahehehe... I had a lot of fun today."

I drop my knife as I look down at my cute little friend. Scalpels jabbed into the eyes, ears quickly slashed off and fingers slowly cut off one by one with my knife, tongue ripped out with graspers and warm, very warm water poured into each nostril.

"Killing is fun! I wanna have more fun!" I said as I hopped forward turned around, gazing at my agonizing friend. He quit screaming shortly after I pulled out his tongue, though. Now all he can do is gurgle blood. He looks so silly, spasming like that.

1 Chome-46 Fukuroi Kuroishi-shi, Aomori-ken 036-0355! That's where you'll find my humble little home. My room's got a simple little bed with a pillow and blanket, a closet, and a table. Oh, and a meat grinder! Don't let me forget~

"Hey, how are you doing?~" I edge ever closer to my blood-covered pal. "I gotta get you into a more manageable shape, or else you'll take up a buuuuunch of space in my room! Here, let me show you...~ Yeah, raise one leg, just like that..."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....!!!!!"

"Shhh, don't yell like that! You'll wake everyone up!" - the meat grinder's... well, grinding noises mix really well with the screams. It sounds... delicious...

I'm drooling before I realize it! A ton more blood from the destroying of his right leg splatters onto my white kimono, making it juuuust short of being a dark red kimono~

The noise from the grinder slowly dies down. "Good work! Now for the other one..."

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