favorites - *

jikook

→ a few strings attached

• It’s not without a certain amount of professional and personal horror that Jeon Jungkook realizes that he has a crush. That it's on his best friend/fuck buddy really doesn't help matters at all.

→ can't pin me down*

• Jeon Jungkook is Asia's biggest pop star and it is Park Jimin's job to make sure that it stays that way.

→ connection

• As if starting a new job wasn’t stressful enough, Jungkook keeps having technical problems

→ feverybody's watching him, but he's looking at you

• in which jimin formulates a three-step plan to get the hot bouncer to notice him.

→ finally*

• Unloved and outcasted, Jimin runs away from his mate and his pack. Jungkook comes after him, and saves Jimin in more ways than he could imagine.

→ flower talk*

• Jimin works in a flower shop and Jungkook is a delivery boy who drives a pastel pink van.

→ his holy god damned mouth

• jimin's wearing a crop top and now he's sitting in jeongguk's lap and is it jimin's birthday or jeongguk's?

→ i've been drinking, i've been drinking*

• Jungkook tries to figure Jimin out with Yoongi's trademarked "What Your Drink Says About You" alcohol psychoanalysis. All he knows is that Jimin likes fruity little drinks.

→ little boy, fat man, ?*

• Yesterday, the biggest worry on Park Jimin’s mind was how he’d get Jeon Jeongguk back for scribbling on his phone case. Then, a nuclear strike ravages the heart of South Korea, and it’s a battle for survival.

→ more golden than a golden snitch*

• Everyone knows that the first year Slytherin seeker Jeon Jungkook's biggest fan is not from his own house but a third year Hufflepuff named Park Jimin.

→ more victorious than winning the quidditch cup

• It’s a little known secret that third year Hufflepuff Park Jimin’s biggest fan is not from his own house but a first year from Slytherin named Jeon Jungkook.

→ next time won't you sing with me

• the abcs of slytherpuff relationships

→ nu abo: a memoir by park jimin

• The world didn't think it was necessary to give him a guide when it shoved all of these omega hormones at him, so here it is, Park Jimin's handbook on dealing with heats, unrequited love, and Jeon Jungkook.

→ of lace panties and accidental magic*

• In which a meddlesome teenage witch makes a considerable mistake mixing her potions.

→ pause, rewind, play

• Jimin doesn’t know why it starts. Maybe it’s the eightieth post he’s seen today about him being rejected by Jungkook. But whatever the reason, Jimin starts to not care anymore.

→ relax, don't do it

• Jeongguk likes to party. Jeongguk likes to party hard. When he wakes up half naked in a Denny's parking lot, for the third time, he decides to commit to something for once and swear to be completely straight-edge for a full 90 days. That includes no partying, no late nights, and absolutely no sex. Easy until Jimin decides to crash land, literally, into his life.

→ sugar, we're going down swinging*

• The first time Jeon Jungkook meets Park Jimin, the other boy is dissecting what looks like a penis

→ the bet**

• Where Jeon Jungkook makes a bet that he can get the notoriously single Park Jimin to sleep with him by the end of the semester. Needless to say, things don't go exactly as planned.

→ throwing rocks in frozen rivers

• For a while, Jimin and Jungkook have been building bridges just to watch them go up in flames. Maybe the time to start rebuilding them has come.

→ upvote

• Question asked - Love & Relationships - 5 months ago. What’s the coolest way to ask someone out?

→ you came to me from out of nowhere

• Jungkook's date never arrives, but his ex does (with a new boyfriend), and just when he thinks the night can't be saved, Park Jimin shows up to turn things around.

→ you look happy (and that's enough for now)

• this is all taehyung's fault. jeongguk just wanted to watch anime, and now suddenly he's helping a hot crying boy get revenge on his ex boyfriend.

→ you're my genie, lamborghini

• You know those people who say technology is driving people apart? Yeah, fuck them.

→ youth in revolt

• four times jimin takes the blame and one time jungkook steps up.

jinkook

→ (baby be with me so) happily*

• Freshmen really are too cute for their own good.

→ stitch me a pretty scar

• There are two sides to Jungkook Seokjin gets to see. One on the verge of death- bright-eyed and pale, strapped to a gurney more often than not. The other one- happy, flushed, and twisting in Seokjin's sheets. He's more than a little addicted to both.

namjin

→ am i wrong?

• For years Namjoon kept this pact with himself—years—all spent repeating to himself over and over again that this was the way things had to be. So when he found out about Jimin and Yoongi, he didn’t think he had ever been angrier in his life, because he knew, because everyone knew, that if anyone was going to break the rules and be together, it was going to be Namjoon and Seokjin.

→ can you get your dewey decimal number?

• Seokjin loved working at the library, but some patrons got on his nerves. Take, for example, the grown man who sat in the corner every day and leeched off of the Wi-Fi. And Seokjin worked in the children’s department.

ot7

→ welcome home**

• The sins are doomed to live over and over again as humans until the one time all seven of their lives converge, and maybe- maybe this time they can go home. Being human is a struggle.

→ who did it?

• Yoongi wanted to know who broke his favourite mug and he wasn't afraid to use every method known to man to find out who it was; even if it did involve scarring his friends for life.

sugakookie

→ after you

• “i have to find this kid. i have to find him.”

→ all my loving

• The said customer practically stomps his way to them and slams 23,000 won on the counter. He huffs and rips his mask off his face and says in the lowest and most serious voice Jungkook had ever heard in his life; “I’m looking for a flower that passive-aggressively says ‘shut the fuck up’.”

→ cake stopper*

• jungkook loves the scent of sugar and hazelnut that the kitchen emits. it’s one of his favorite things about his job.

→ flying permits

• Five years ago Jeon Jungkook got scouted to a professional quidditch team and Min Yoongi graduated Hogwarts; they hadn’t spoken since. So why is the keeper standing in the middle of the older’s one office and calling his hair ridiculous? // written in moments

→ hello, maintenance calling

• it's completely fine to call for maintenance about once every two weeks... right?

→ i know i'll fall in love with you, baby*

• The soulmate/soulbond au where Yoongi is part of a famous rap duo and Jungkook is his diligent fanboy, they meet at a fansign and things escalate from there

→ i'll be yours*

• Busy COO Min Yoongi makes a deal with his assistant: a temporary marriage to prevent Yoongi from getting deported in exchange for a promotion. Only now they've got to convince Jungkook's family that the fake marriage is a real one.

→ lovesick*

• it feels like a tingle. like magic.

→ need a little sweetness

• his presence drew him closer, his voice made him melt. jeongguk was convinced it was the plague. four times jeongguk almost told his crush his true feelings and the one time he did.

→ off the record

• “Hyung, I think you might actually be fucked.” There’s a phone being held offensively close to Yoongi’s face, opened on an article with a bolded title: ‘POP IDOL JUNGKOOK ENLISTS THE HELP OF UNDERGROUND HIP HOP PRODUCER MIN SUGA FOR UPCOMING ALBUM’. There are a multitude of pictures beneath it, one of him and Hoseok from two or three years ago at university, and an equally unflattering and familiar one from outside of his own studio.

→ page 394

• yoongi stands in front of the bookshelf and thinks about his life choices.

→ pop

• this is how jungkook came about acquiring a cat.

→ read 04:46 am

• "tall americano to go, please."

→ ride out the storm with you*

• babysitting a field operative who probably has the shittiest measure of danger is definitely not a part of yoongi's job description. but that's what he still ends up doing half the time, anyway.

→ siren song

• the thing about jungkook is that he’s a bit of a spacey witch.

→ take me out (we're going down)

• There are a lot of things that Jungkook expected from his junior year of college. General stress. Student debt. He did not expect to be hit by a car. It’s going well.

→ the garden of eden

• the truth of it all is that yoongi is inexplicably lonely.

→ the nights really were made for saying things you can't say tomorrow

• "you know, the fact that my rap puts you to sleep should be insulting," yoongi says wryly.

→ we wanna break into love's industry

• Couples who train for the Olympics together, [stay/suffer] together. Circle all that apply.

→ you stir up a mcflurry in my heart

• Jungkook is completely and utterly screwed the moment he develops a crush on the voice behind the McDonald’s Drive Thru speaker.

taegi

→ 1286m, 133mm*

• Yoongi is a prickly-pink marshmallow, Taehyung is totally intrigued. Taehyung is a Marine Biology major who only does casual sex and one-night stands, but Yoongi doesn't kiss before the third date. They manage to meet in the middle and kind of fall in love.

→ because fries and mixtapes

• Yoongi works the graveyard shift at a fast food restaurant while trying to make it big. Taehyung has insomnia.

→ (blanket) monsters exist

• Yoongi gets cold when he sleeps. Taehyung suffers.

→ driving home for christmas

→ how can i make you mine?

• The five times the members interrupt or delay Taehyung's great confession and the one time a confession is spit out. Kind of.

→ large, extra cheese, extra sauce (extra you)

• Taehyung starts everything by procrastinating. Even unhealthy crushes on the pizza delivery boy.

→ linger*

• Taehyung is too much of a fool to see that he's got Yoongi wrapped around his finger.

→ my heart flutters from the sugar high

• Yoongi and Taehyung sneak around together, cheating on their diets. The group? They've drawn different conclusions.

→ no more sleepovers, damn it

• Jimin just wants his bed back.

→ shots fired

• Wherein Yoongi, captain of the local precinct, and Taehyung, fire lieutenant, bump heads on the job and uglies between the sheets.

→ you love me too

• Yoongi has different ways of saying, "I love you."

vkook

→ 40,000 feet in the sky, i found you

• Jeon Jeongguk hated flying. So much so that when he was forced to board a flight to save his job, he did the only thing he could think of to not have a heart attack; he reached out to his soulmate for the first time in his life.

→ all's fair in coffee and war*

• “Goddammit, Kim Taehyung,” Jeongguk moaned, “I thought I’d get you with the soy.”

→ and i want you (do you want me too?)

• taehyung really really really really really really likes jeongguk

→ armani can't compare to you

• Jungkook's a rich playboy and Taehyung's his secretary. He wants to get into Taehyung's pants, but Taehyung's no easy lay.

→ beta/theta

• In the midst of Busan’s worst heat wave to date, Taehyung makes a bucket list, and Jeongguk’s dreams take a turn for the weirder.

→ body ache

• If you listen closely, there are two boys connected so deeply their hearts beat as one.

→ but all your flaws and scars are mine*

• taehyung hates the (totally hot) bratty freshman that stole his spot in the art exhibition.

→ catching stars to keep

• Jeon Jungkook is eighteen years, two hundred and one days, eighteen hours, thirty two minutes, and fifty five seconds old when he meets his soulmate.

→ ce monde est une tempête*

• they say that one should fall in love with their eyes open, but Jungkook keeps his closed, and Taehyung is afraid that they’ll fall in all the wrong places.

→ change my world

• Jungkook is an artist who likes drawing on the cafe's freedom wall. Taehyung sees his drawings, and falls in love.

→ chasing rollercoasters

• kim taehyung is a musician in need of a steady job. he never expected to become infatuated with jeon jeongguk, the vocalist in a screamo group that covers shitty linkin park songs. only maybe it's a little more than that.

→ cinnamon crisp*

• Jungkook needs his daily dose of cuddles and Taehyung likes to wear Jungkook's clothes. They don't care that alphas and omegas aren't supposed to be best friends.

→ city of stars*

• “Funny how we ran into each other again. Think it might be fate or something?” “I mean, no, not really.” “Yeah, me neither.”

→ cliff drop gradient*

• in which Jungkook and Taehyung get married to qualify for more financial aid

→ come join me in my dreams

• The moment Taehyung happens, the way Jeongguk sees the world changes forever.

→ come on, lattice bond

• Taehyung is on the quest to be Jeongguk's ultimate senpai. Unfortunately, life has other plans.

→ cuz in a sky full of stars (i think i saw you)**

• taehyung always has bad ideas. and jeongguk thinks this might be the best.

→ date me

• Taehyung flirts with the cute high school boy and relishes in the flustered reaction he gets for almost an entire year. But when the following year comes along, he finds himself choking on his own words.

→ distant dreams

• Jungkook is the sun. Taehyung is the moon.

→ don't let your love go to waste*

• Taehyung and Jungkook meet on Omegle.

→ fix you

• Taehyung's a doctor. He can fix anything, including Jungkook.

→ forever is a tangent

• in which Taehyung is a keeper of the past, and Jungkook only chases the future.

→ give me a number, give me your heart*

• It's a language they use, a story they tell, and most of all - a promise to each other, to find their perfect number.

→ gold star for effort*

• With his boyfriend working as a callboy, everyday life sure as hell never gets boring for Jungkook.

→ hickory

• Jungkook should be focused on winning, but his mind's stuck on wondering whether or not this Kim Taehyung guy fucks harder than he hits.

→ hit and run

• Jimin and Jungkook have been the top hitmen duo in Seoul since the day they picked up their first revolvers and shot a man without a second look back. But when they cross paths with a skilled hacker by the name of Kim Taehyung, things start to change up a little.

→ i feel safe in the 5am light

• And Taehyung thinks he’s never loved anyone more in his life than the boy above him who’s a little bit rough and sometimes a bit insensitive and maybe a little bit mean, but he’s also so soft and so gentle, and he treats Taehyung like he’s something so precious to him. And maybe he’s like that because of Taehyung, or maybe it’s because underneath everything, underneath the tough exterior and the sky-high walls, his heart’s more delicate than Taehyung’s, but all Taehyung knows is that Jeongguk fills up all of Taehyung's vulnerable pieces with parts of himself.

→ i just wanted you to know (that baby, you're the best)*

• If you experience headaches, nausea, or heartbreak, discontinue use and talk to your doctor because relationships might not be right for you.

→ i'll be a man (of you, you, you babe)

• Dates are cool. Dates with straight-laced family friends arranged by your mother are not. Thank goodness Jeon Jeongguk has his trusty best friend Kim Taehyung close by to bail him out of any dire situations.

→ invisible people*

• The most important things are the hardest of all to see.

→ it's you and me

• Recipe to The Perfect Halloween: 1. Pokémon costumes; 2. Lots of candy; 3. The perfect friend. All of which seven-year-old Jeon Jungkook finds in nine-year-old Kim Taehyung.

→ just stay a little more like this

• Jeongguk doesn’t want things to end how they began. In fact, Jeongguk just doesn’t want things to end at all.

→ king of the library, knight of his trade

• Moral of the story? Don't fuck with Jeon Jungkook or else you'll end up ruining your perfect attendance to chase his coattails.

→ kiss me hard before you go**

• Dramatization. Do not try at home.

→ let me know

• taehyung never wears a shirt

→ like a moon (i revolve around you)

• The point of being friends with benefits is to do it no strings attached - no getting attached.

→ little do you know

• Taehyung has been running away from Jeongguk for seven years. Now is the time to be brave.

→ lost in the desert*

• Everything in Jeongguk's life was familiar: work, exercise, his nagging parents and useless coworkers. He thought he had life all figured out. What he never considered was the addition of another variable, Kim Taehyung.

→ love gives, love takes

• Taehyung sends Jeongguk good morning texts every day until he stops, and Jeongguk doesn't know what he has until it's gone.

→ love will always be a lesson**

• Lesson 1: it’s not real.

→ maps to you*

• He’s going to die. He’s going to die of public humiliation in front of everyone, and then he’s going to come back to life and kill his soulmate, because who the fuck draws a dick on their forehead knowing full well that it’ll show up on someone else, too?

→ maybe we found love (right where we are)**

• maybe they're a little bit ridiculous, but people always did fall in love in the strangest ways.

→ meet me after dark*

• Taehyung and Jungkook "hate" each other.

→ merry christmas, darling

• when jeongguk draws taehyung's (aka the love of his life's) name in their school's secret santa, he vows to be the cutest goddamn secret santa this world has ever seen.

→ moon above you and the streets below

• and in us, there are all these in-betweens.

→ my love is carried to you by my feet

• Taehyung gets stood up and Jeongguk (unsuccessfully) tries to ignore him.

→ my world only has you in it*

• When Taehyung signed on at BTS Entertainment, he just thought he'd start getting laid a lot more. Then he films with Jeon Jeongguk.

→ never let me go*

• Sometimes, reaching out and taking someone's hand is the beginning of a journey.

→ night follows you

• somehow, jeongguk finds himself raising a baby dragon with taehyung. amidst rumors of being the death eaters’ son sorted into the wrong house, he finds hope.

→ nosebleed summer

• jimin, taehyung, and jungkook come together only to fall apart.

→ of life and death

• Jungkook is Death personified, and Taehyung - Taehyung is a mystery.

→ oh, for the love of god*

• What could go wrong with falling in love with your best friend? Not a lot, to be honest. That happens to people all the time. But what if said best friend is the God of Love and you're the God of Death? Then A Lot. A Lot of things could go wrong.

→ our red scarf*

• Jeongguk is trouble. Taehyung likes trouble a bit more than he probably should. Just don't tell Jimin about it.

→ pick me up, buttercup

• AU where your soulmate's first words to you will be tattooed on your wrist when you meet. Which freakin sucks, because Jungkook's forearm will now forever read "Hey baby, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first." What the fuck, universe.

→ premeditated

• Jeongguk's not sure when the case became about getting back together with Taehyung instead of finding out who killed his fiancé.

→ pucker up

• Admit One: Kissing Booth Ticket

→ pump pedals, not prostitutes

• How the hell was Taehyung supposed to know that 'bicycle' was a euphemism for prostitute?

→ puppy love*

• Taehyung was having a good day, a great day, really. What he didn't didn't know was that it was about to get much better.

→ revolt of the #cyberwarriors*

• Jeongguk’s just a regular university student with too many essays and not enough time to complete them all. Little does he know, he’s the key to saving Cyberspace.

→ rich bitch*

• When you make six figures a year, Valentino isn’t that big of a deal.

→ right place right time*

• The past does not dictate the future.

→ riptide

• Jungkook gets tangled up in a lie and Taehyung gets tangled up in his feelings

→ scam romance

• On the morning of Valentine’s Day, Taehyung proposes a plan. What follows is the systematic exploitation of every couples-only deal in the city.

→ speed demon**

• Pick up the pace like danger and ride.

→ stars crossed right*

• "I once read a random article about animals. Did you know otters find their mates and holds on to them for eternity? They even sleep holding hands!"

→ take it with a swallow**

• Perverted minds do think alike.

→ take you all the way*

• Apparently IOU's are a few of Taehyung's favorite things (to Jeongguk's standards at least).

→ the dawn before the sun rises

• It all started when Kim Taehyung almost impaled Jeon Jungkook with a pink umbrella.

→ the fundamentals of sleeping

• Jungkook has an uneasy restlessness deep in his chest that won't let him sleep - but then he meets Taehyung.

→ the moon and the stars (are nothing without you)**

• Taekook college AU! The college tour guide raved about the uni's friendly atmosphere and amicable student body, but wanted a high five from a cute student and all he got was a glare

→ the most beautiful moment in life

• Taehyung is a lost college student. He falls in love with the radio DJ on Cool FM who comes on at midnight every day.

→ the sky is blue and the sun is shining*

• all his life, Taehyung has only known a spectrum of greys. Then, he meets Jungkook.

→ then, now, us

• Kim Taehyung is ________

→ think i'll miss you forever*

• Happy endings sold separately.

→ this is the first day of my life

• "If you want to be with me, you need to be honest with yourself and fucking tell me!" "I'm not good at that, but can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

→ (thought you knew) you were in this song**

• Taehyung nearly chokes, but only nearly. Instead he raises an eyebrow and puts on the most suave smile he can manage. Hopes he looks far more collected than his for-some-reason racing heartbeat would let on, more suit-and-wine than elementary-schooler-with-a-new-crush. “You like me?” Jeongguk blushes, and looks at his feet. He’s smiling. “Of course.” “Really?” Taehyung says. “Like? Or like like?”

→ the absolution of jeon jungkook, slytherin

• "Gryffindors again?"

→ this love (is taking over me)*

• finding your mate isn't really an exact science

→ toads and periwinkle*

• Jungkook’s kinda cursed (like really cursed) and Taehyung’s kinda a witch (like really not a great one but he tries).

→ trust your heart if the seas catch fire

• Taehyung has always doubted his necessity to the group, as well as to Jungkook. Usually a knock on the head would suffice to bring him back to his senses. But this time, it seems someone was listening to his request. Now, everything has changed. He's in a world where Jungkook and the rest of the group are still famous, but he isn't.

→ wanna make up my mind

• He's not that stupid of a supervillain—he wouldn't still be alive if he was. The best he can hope for is a life spent fighting Jeongguk, their only interactions when they're trying to kill each other.

→ we make a nice pear*

• Jeongguk tries to get the new transfer student expelled from the academy and fails.

→ whatta man (good man)*

• Out of all the kinds of blogs Jeon Jeongguk could have run, never in a million years Taehyung would have expected him to have a porn blog.

→ you can leave a toothbrush (at my place)

• i just can't let you go you give me something i've never known so baby you don't have to rush you can leave a toothbrush at my place

→ you're the night sky, the fire in my eyes

• Taehyung has a large stick of pale pink cotton candy in his hand and an equally large grin on his face. The tips of his fingers are red, and his nose is borderline runny. Jungkook has never felt his heart go from zero to a hundred in such a short span of time.

vmin

→ a guide to (not) keeping your relationship a secret

• In which Jimin and Taehyung try (and fail) to navigate a secret relationship in a dorm with five other boys and Bangtan holds an intervention.

→ and there's nothing i can do (i just gravitate towards you)

• Jimin wakes up sweating in the middle of the night, a couple of weeks into winter, and he knows for a fact that this isn’t normal.

→ and when you think of me, am i the best you've ever hard

• Jimin and Taehyung had the perfect apartment. That is, until they break up.

→ at least our hearts weren't young*

• It's a different world every time, with one exception: Kim Taehyung will spend every one of his lives looking for Park Jimin.

→ baby i'm the one (and you're the only one)

• jimin really likes taehyung’s dog, and taehyung really has very little tact.

→ beneath the blue sky, this skyline

• Because New York City is the place to find yourself, and maybe somebody else too.

→ can't fight the friction (so ease it off)

• Surely Jimin understands that there are worse things than casually mentioning how you would, without hesitation, fuck your best friend.

→ common good

• Jimin likes playing with fire.

→ déclassé

• taehyung has no idea that the hickey on his neck is really a vampire bite.

→ everything feels like a dream

• "You know that thing that people do in movies, where they’re trying to get over someone so they completely cut them out of their life, and it’s really sad and they cry a lot and then it’s fine? I’m in the process of that.”

→ fire sales burning up my heart

• 5 times Taehyung became an inanimate object, sort of

→ fireflies

• When Jimin is six, his brother catches a fairy in a jar.

→ for you, anything.*

• in which Taehyung and Jimin navigate through married life together, realising belatedly that it’s not always smooth sailing.

→ here comes the rush

• Five times Jimin and Taehyung share indirect kisses.

→ here, the happiest place

• Taehyung is pretty much a Professional Disneyland Goer, and also very friendly, and has no qualms about facing the daunting, overcrowded park alone.

→ hold me tight (hug me)*

• aka the five times taehyung spells jimin's name wrong and the one time he doesn't

→ i can do everything better than you*

• “I bet you I can go longer without touching you.” “You’re gonna lose this bet, Kim Taehyung.”

→ i keep forgetting*

• Taehyung has a bad habit of wearing his heart on his sleeve.

→ i will make you whole*

• Taehyung is a closeted genius, and Jimin is just amateur at best.

→ it's your heart i wanna live (& sleep) in*

• The first time Jimin sleeps over at Taehyung's, it's an emergency. The other times after? That's a different story.

→ kissing up on fences (and up on walls, i don't want to fall)

• the five times the other members thought they were dating, and the one time jimin starts to wonder if they really are

→ love at first swipe

• If a glitch on a dating app was all Jimin and Taehyung needed to finally admit their feelings for each other, then something was clearly wrong with the world.

→ maybe in another universe

• Jimin wakes up four times, in four different parallel universes. Annoyingly (or thankfully?) enough, his ridiculous clown of a best friend -and maybe the subject of his nighttime fantasies- Kim Taehyung happens to be a fixture in Jimin’s life, every single damn time.

→ morning, noon, and night*

• Taehyung doesn't know the proper etiquette for meeting your roommate's friend with benefits, but it probably doesn't include falling in love with him.

→ naughty or nice

• 4 times Taehyung kind of ruined Christmas for Jimin and the 1 time he saved it.

→ never shoot to miss

• "How long have you been married?" "Five years," Taehyung said, sitting up in his seat. "Six." Taehyung turned to look at Jimin, but Jimin still wasn't looking in his direction. "It's been six years.""Five or six years," Taehyung nodded, eyes following the movement of the counsellors pen across the page.

→ of henchmen and hostages

• Taehyung is charming. He’s been told that he’s charming since he was old enough to talk, and while charm in and of itself is kind of worthless, he’s also sincere, and that’s gotten Taehyung pretty far in life. It’s a little harder to charm the person holding you hostage, but Taehyung doesn’t have anything better to do.

→ put on your warpaint

• "I'm extremely impressed with your sense of self-preservation," Jimin says, weary. He shrugs and quietly adds: "Or the lack thereof."

→ re della moda

• It's Gucci's show tonight, in the likeness of a 70's nightclub with the lights—a solitude of being in love without the liquor.

→ shooting stars and silver moons**

• Yoongi and Jimin make a bet, Taehyung makes bad decisions.

→ so we can all reborn*

• Lore has it that tornadoes are gateways. Jimin is trying to get back.

→ take all my inhibitions*

• Jimin’s not sure what to make of his new roommate, especially since he’d met him dressed in only a towel. Thanks, universe.

→ that tv doesn't need any more screws (but i do)

• The hot guy blocking Jimin's way out of physiology wants five bucks for a blowjob.

→ the flying boy who was brighter than the sun

• Later that night, after Jimin's waved to more cameras than he can count and Facetimed his parents at the opening ceremony. After he's taken commemorative selcas, looking for Taehyung in the crowd of athletes but unable to find him, Hoseok snores fill up the empty spaces in the bed beside him. The warm summer breeze flows through the curtains, tickling Jimin's body. Jimin stares into the darkness, listening to the quiet rush of water from the fountains outside. His heart twists in his chest as he turns onto his side. And Jimin hopes, and hopes, and hopes.

→ the invention of ordinary every day things

• Jimin just wants to get through the work day peacefully, not deal with hot customers with smiles like the goddamn sun.

→ the whole world is blue

• Taehyung is not going to confess. That kind of thing never ends well. The movies are wrong. It doesn't always turn out to be mutual. Real life isn't so romantic like that.

→ to be alone with you

• The last thing Taehyung expects is catching a dude jacking it in the backseat of his car. The last, last thing he expects is running into him again at work. But like he does with most things, he just goes for it.

→ to this day and many more

• Jimin supposes he shouldn't be surprised when Taehyung is claimed as a child of Hades, but he is.

→ to whom it may concern

• Taehyung believes in soulmates. He believes in soulmates to the moon and back, with the sort of fervor reserved for children and lunatics. Jimin believes in soulmates. He’s just not sure he wants his.

→ two birds, one scone

• Taehyung considers himself a pretty lucky person — right up to the moment when his computer gets cranky and deletes his lab report. But at 2 am in a near deserted library, who's he supposed to call?

→ up for air

• Jimin and Taehyung use kissing as a diversion tactic. Taehyung has a mini-crisis.

→ what souls are made of

• Park Jimin is by all means a very self-disciplined person. always has been, always will be. Kim Taehyung, however, is an entirely different ball game altogether.

→ what's on the menu (me n u)

• Taehyung works in a fast food restaurant. Jimin just wants to sleep.

→ when it comes to us*

• in which Taehyung adopts a cat and Jimin wonders if he’s been in love with his best friend the entire time.

→ you're the best (i wanna know about your day)

• There is very little that Taehyung hates more than 8 am classes. But wow. Look at that. He’s found something. 8 am ballet. Ballet at any time of the day probably would have been enough to make him drop out of college. The only reason he’s still in it is probably because it’s so early that Taehyung literally isn’t awake enough to properly register how terrible everything is.

vminkook

→ detonate me, granulate me (kill me like an animal)*

• The year is 5191. Scientists from the Paradisus Institute have discovered ways to fuse animal DNA to humans, creating a new race of hybrids.

→ loverboy*

• this much jimin’s figured out: sometimes, somehow, his words make people fall in love with him.

→ wasted and wanted

• jeongguk should've known better than to trust his decision-making skills, especially when jimin, taehyung and drinking are all included in the picture.

yoonjin

→ eat your heart out

• Okay, look - all Seokjin wanted was to get into the wedding expo with a fake fiance and try all the free cake. He didn't mean for all of this other stuff to happen.

yoonmin

→ act natural*

• So far, Jimin knows exactly five things about Min Yoongi: 1. He speaks Korean. 2. He's a super senior, twenty-three years old and majoring in Sound Production. 3. He sells his music for money on the Internet under the name "Suga". 4. He only shows up to class on Mondays. 5. He has the most bombass leather jacket Jimin's ever seen. And Jimin isn't honestly sure where to go with any of that.

→ all you need is love (and a cat)

• “I’m Park Jimin,” he says happily, reaching up and tugging at his ears gently, “I’m a cat hybrid.” Yoongi lets out a small smile, notices how Jimin’s tail flicks in interest when he does. “I’m Min Yoongi. Nice to meet you, Park Jimin.”

→ barbershop romance

• Jimin's impromptu visit to a salon called SUGA turns out to be more interesting than he expected. Way more interesting.

→ blueberry muffins

• Park Jimin, a meek, quiet assistant at Bangtan News Station, catches the wrath of his longtime crush, the 7’o clock news anchor, Min Yoongi, when Jimin accidentally switches scripts one night and almost causes an incident on live, national television. Yoongi is furious and makes Jimin cry in a room full of their coworkers, calling him names and telling him how stupid he is. Afterwards, Jimin takes to avoiding Yoongi like the plague, and Yoongi, who at first couldn’t stand Jimin, can’t help but start noticing him everywhere. Soon he finds himself falling for Jimin, which scares him, because Yoongi has never felt this way about a man before. Will it be too late to salvage a relationship with Jimin, or did Yoongi ruin his chance for good?

→ common thread

• Red String of Fate AU where Yoongi doesn't believe in soulmates and spends a long time trying to avoid a certain someone on the other end of his red thread.

→ contre-jour

• Jimin falls in love with Yoongi's words before they even meet.

→ didn't sign up for this

• when jin tells him about jimin, he imagines a tall, lanky, university stud who showers maximum twice a week. one can say yoongi has a poor sense of imagination.

→ do you like your drafts rough?

• As a romance novelist, one would think Min Yoongi would have his own romantic life sorted out a little more than he actually did. Because instead of being in a happy, nauseating relationship, Yoongi was juggling both a one-sided crush and some punk who lived downstairs.

→ give me thirty days (to fall in love with you)

• "Hi! I’m Park Jimin!” when he gets no reaction, Jimin pushes on, a little hesitantly. “As in, your soulmate?”

→ greedy

• Yoongi gives Jimin anything he asks for, but Jimin still wants more.

→ i carry your heart with me*

• Yoongi has a bad habit of embarrassing himself but Jimin doesn't seem to mind.

→ i don't care if you're not sorry, i forgive you

• Park Jimin doesn't understand Min Yoongi, but he wants to.

→ i'll be a gentleman*

• Yoongi isn’t an easy man to surprise, but kisses out of the blue and sudden boyfriend proposals can do the job.

→ i'm fully operational (and at your disposal)

• Five times Jimin helped someone, and one time Yoongi helps Jimin.

→ impractical magic

• Jimin needs to shadow a real witch for his creative writing assignment. Min Yoongi is just about the worst witch he's ever met.

→ in your eyes (it's where i wanna be)*

• Jimin accidentally starts a nickname war with the cute blonde who likes his coffee way too bitter.

→ karmic injustice

• Jimin accidentally sleeps with his boss, and Taehyung is absolutely no help at all.

→ levis lethum*

• Having never been prefect or really an over-achiever at all, Min Yoongi can't help but feel confused when he's told his muggle-born Slytherin self was going to be Head Boy. Park Jimin on the other hand just wants to get over his four year long crush, but being made prefect and therefore having to spend even more time with said crush isn't making it easy for him.

→ light me up*

• He’s already taking a deep breath when he hears someone twisting the doorknob. “Jung Hoseok, I have a bone to pick with you, you absolute asshole,” he starts. It is not Jung Hoseok. Definitely not. Min Yoongi. Jimin coughs awkwardly into his fist. “Hello,” he finishes.

→ like coming home*

• bangtan sonyeondan has a crisis. jimin relies entirely on google for help.

→ look my way

• It all started when Yoongi read his own name and the word 'cute' written in the same sentence on the wall of the boys' bathroom. But he kind of liked the way his name looked in the stranger's handwriting.

→ love is not a coincidence (it's fate)

• Thirteen years into their friendship, and Yoongi finally realizes that he's in love with his best friend.

→ meet me halfway

• "we can't both play music in the shower at the same time."

→ more than just a word

• Min Yoongi is an idol. Park Jimin is not. Somehow, some way, they make things work.

→ need a little sweetness in my life

• jimin just wants to mess with yoongi's coffee, he's not expecting to develop a crush.

→ of facts and kisses

• Park Jimin likes to tell people random science facts. Min Yoongi likes to kiss Park Jimin. Somehow they both manage to make it work.

→ on and off the leash, i'm a beast*

• Suga is a dog. Yoongi is a human. Jimin is confused.

→ opened my door for death

• In which Yoongi is the Grim Reaper who has just been fired from his job after calling his boss a “moody piece of shit,” and Jimin is a college student who happens to find him unconscious after the Cerberus chased him out of Hell.

→ pillowtalk

• Jimin and Yoongi's sex life is actually fucking hilarious.

→ ringa linga*

• Best man Yoongi needs to pick up the rings for his best friends' wedding. The problem? The clerk won't hand them over. Enter lifesaver and fake-fiancé, Jimin.

→ say it like you mean it*

• In which Jimin has an asshole of a dorm mate and Yoongi is the residence advisor.

→ side dishes

• Yoongi is Korea's most famous actor. He's kissed so many pretty girls that he doesn't know what love is supposed to feel like anymore. And then he meets rookie actor Park Jimin.

→ some simple instructions (for a good first impression)

• He had four kinds of orders. Not that Yoongi’s been watching or counting or anything. But just so you know, he had four kinds of orders.

→ soundtracks*

• What Yoongi doesn’t say is this: "If only you knew, Park Jimin. Every song I write, and all the words I have to give, will always be yours."

→ strawberry milk

• 'you sneak food into my office for me and in return i do you personal favors' au

→ strobelight gospel

• in retrospect, that was probably how it all began. after all, isn’t that how it begins for everyone? or, with every new thing that Jimin allows Yoongi to learn about him, Yoongi stumbles. Yoongi falls.

→ the 100-day love challenge**

• For a variety show challenge, Jimin must tell Yoongi every day for 100 days that he loves him. Let's get this shit started.

→ the one with the hiding*

• Five Times That Yoongi And Jimin Aren't Alone

→ the ones leading up to the one

• "I take pictures based on emotion. And trust me, I was feeling a whole lot of emotion seeing you do all those things." "Feeling what emotion?" "Mainly, secondhand embarrassment."

→ the taste of you (is just as sweet)

• Warning: proceed a hot oven (and feelings) with caution.

→ the way we are, it's purr-fect

• Jimin thinks he's hearing things. He's not. But he might wish he was.

→ there's sunshine in your smile

• “How do I passive-aggressively say 'fuck you' in flower?”

→ time and time again

• Because well, to Yoongi, Park Jimin has always been important.

→ time follows you*

• how half-veela!jimin and yoongi fall in love in the Slytherin common room.

→ two bowls of jajangmyeon*

• Jimin's a hungry kid, and Yoongi needs some favors done. Somehow, they make things work.

→ under false pretences

• getting a fake boyfriend while your real boyfriend looks on to the side and pretends to be someone else has got to be one of the worst ideas jimin's ever heard. yet, here he is, doing exactly just that, and jimin has to wonder what in the ever loving hell did he get himself into.

→ untitled.mp3

• Jimin doesn't expect being suddenly evicted from his apartment right before his senior year of college. He also doesn't expect to move in with his quiet neighbor. And he's definitely not expecting that neighbor to be his newest music teacher, Professor Min Yoongi.

→ up all night (to get my luck)*

• “I just… Did someone in this room not just scream like they were about to be murdered?” “Oh, that,” Taehyung says. “That was Jimin. He saw a spider.”

→ up in the air

• Yoongi is a Keeper. Jimin thinks so too.

→ we pass in front of a flower shop

• Jimin's a florist who sings to the flowers and crushes hard on the mint-haired man who just came in to buy a cactus.

→ we'll do the things that lovers do

• Yoongi makes an 'eh, he's alright' bad boy. Ask the student council president. He would know a thing or two.

→ we're just lost stars

• It's hard growing up, seeing your imperfections and having to face that you're in the spotlight 24/7, for Jimin it's even harder when you're falling in love with the only person who makes you feel perfect. Someone that probably just sees you as a kid anyways.

→ when you say nothing at all

• The story begins when Park Jimin meets Min Yoongi in the most uncomfortable circumstances and Taehyung barges in holding a vibrating dildo.

→ won't go home without you

• Jimin will never stop loving him, and he’s reminded of this universal truth at that very moment—but another universal truth, and a sad one at that, is that he can’t. Not anymore. Because they’re not Min Yoongi and Park Jimin anymore. They’re just Min Yoongi, and Park Jimin.

→ wrong stop

• Jimin gets lost in Seoul and gets on the wrong bus.

→ you and me (are the difference between real love and the love on tv)

• Yoongi is pretty sure his friends are conspiring against him. Or: that stupid college au where they're all drunk and playing the "of course" game.

→ you don't have to say i love you (to say i love you)

• yoongi's so painfully and obviously in love with jimin, it sort of hurts the other members sometimes.

→ you make my palms sweat

• Jimin is definitely not crushing on his best friend's other friend's best friend.

→ you're my fifth season*

• Jimin is an opportunist and so is Yoongi.