• martin slushynoobz: sx7 ELFV EN(F)
• hamzah slushynoobz: sp9 FLEV IT(S)
• zohran mamdani: so271 VELF EF(N)
• monika ddlc: so2
• natsuki ddlc: sp2
• yuri ddlc: so4
• sayori ddlc: so9
• ralph lotf: sp3 FVLE ET(S)
• piggy lotf: so6 LVFE IT(N)
• simon lotf: sx9 FELV IS(F) (OR sp6)
• jack lotf: sx8 VFLE ES(F)
• luka alnst: sx3 FEVL EF(S)
• mizi alnst: sp2 FEVL EF(S)
• sua alnst: sx9 LEFV IS(F)
• till alnst: sx4 EFVL IF(S)
• hyuna alnst: so7 VFEL EN(F)
• will graham: sx549 LEVF IN(T)
• hannibal lecter: so271 VEFL EF(N)

i’m too lazy to elaborate on any of these; don’t bother asking for an argument for any.

• the holy bible
• lord of the flies

• "even in the rain they could see how small a beast it was; and already its blood was staining the sand."
• "after all, we're not savages. we’re english, and the english are best at everything."
• "they looked at each other, baffled, in love and hate."
• "i don’t even know where you end and i begin. i’m sorry. and i love you."
• "and to live, to live and live! life, whatever it may be!"
• "we did everything adults would do. what went wrong?"
• "ralph wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of the true, wise friend called piggy."
• "maybe there is a beast… maybe it’s only us."
• "sucks to your ass-mar!"

• playing dead in the living room for attention
• participating in concerning amounts of hedonistic pleasures
• religious imagery in media, especially when well executed
• taking obscene amounts of extra-strength tylenol
• meeting someone who perfectly riffs off of you

• my songs
• jack merridew playlist
• ralph allebach playlist
• simon cambourne playlist
• post season 5 byler mourning

• jack merridew
• will graham
• ralph allebach
• lottie matthews
• simon cambourne
• shauna shipman
• hannibal lecter
• natalie scatorccio
• rodion raskolnikov
• courage the cowardly dog

• jade, my best friend of three years
• elliana, aka my twin flame
• mandy, my genuine twin

• jalph
• jager
• ralmon
• rogermon
• jagerice
• rogerice
• ralger
• butcherqueen
• shaunanat
• mistynat
• lottienat
• hannigram
• jackieshauna
• ryanaim

• pragmatic
• myriad
• saccharine
• juxtaposition
• abhorred
• schadenfreude
• idiosyncrasies
• ostensibly
• cognizance
• scrupulous
• insurmountable
• quintessential
• coitus
• heralding
• premonitions
• mutiny
• embellished
• altruistic
• impeccable
• rudimentary
• frivolous

• calling everyone “bitches” on the school playground thinking i was hot shit; subsequently getting forced to stand on the wall until recess was over and being absolutely miserable
• starting the cheese touch in the fifth grade with a bunch of first graders
• accidentally coming out in the second grade; getting flustered and screaming “I’M A LESBIAN!” when faced with teasing flirting

• lord of the flies
• yellowjackets
• hannibal nbc

…yeah, that’s all.

• and bliss everywhere bliss by the caretaker
• E4 - libet’s all joyful camaraderie by the caretaker
• E1 - back there benjamin by the caretaker
• vancouver by jeff buckley
• haven’t you heard by jeff buckley
• communist daughter by neutral milk hotel
• in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel
• everything by radiohead