- lick a man's butthole
- willingly poop in a public setting
- intentionally eat hummus
- pay thousands of dollars to poorly resemble justin bieber
- start my own country band
- legally change my name to Jim Bob Billy Bob Thorton III
- Be normal
- wipe my butt while sitting down because I love America
- put my shoes on backwards
- Dress as a chicken and inform people about the word
- lose the game
- say that cats are better than dogs
- pee against the wind, especially if I like the pants I'm wearing
- wear an ill-fitting skirt, unless it fits, then I'll think about it
- be out of style, because bitch I am the style
- trust clowns, because you can't just be that happy and wear that level of make up unless you're hiding something
- use a pogo stick on a trampoline because man was meant to hop only so much at one time
- willingly eat kale
- share the krabby patty secret recipe
- tell people my secret identity as superman
- txt lyk dis
- eat a burger with pickles and enjoy it
- run around naked.. with scissors
- EXPECT THE SPANISH INQUISITION
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