- if i were a color i'd be rose.
- if i were a number i'd be two.
- if i were an animal i'd be a house cat.
- if i were a song i'd be performed at a fifth-grade choir concert.
- if i were an article of clothing i'd be something you wear forever, because it isn't fashionable enough to go out of style, and it's comfortable, and it fits just right.
- if i were a kiss i'd be the first after a long separation.
- if i were a granny name i'd be Ruth.
- if i were a shoe i'd be a flip-flop.
- if i were an art supply i'd be glue.
- if i were a weather condition i'd be full of self-loathing.
- if i were a famous person i'd be in New York.
- if i were asleep i'd be snug in my bed.
- if i were a disney princess i'd be Belle.
- if i were a guitar i'd be well-made, but owned by someone who could only play one song.
- if i were a drink i'd be sparkling.
- if i were a food i'd be complex with herbs and spices, like spaghetti sauce gone wrong.
- if i were a season i'd be spring.
- if i were a painting i would be a simplified pastoral.
- if i were a photograph i would be carried in someone's wallet.
- if i were a flower i would be unbleached wheat.
- if i were a mental disorder i would be anxiety.
- if i were a phobia i would be Anginophobia.
- if i were an instrument i'd be a lollipop drum.
- if i were a flavor i'd be ginger.
- if i were a scent i'd be fabric softener.
- if i were an emotion i would be restlessness.
- if i were a memory i would be the sort of offhanded nothing you remember simply because, at the time, you were thinking about how, in a moment, this thought would be nothing but a memory.
- if i were a random object i would be a doll.
- if i were tired i would be grateful.
nov 18 2009 ∞
apr 14 2010 +