- i live and ride to work with the boss, so i never show up later than him.
- i have nothing better to do on saturdays from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m., unless you count sleeping.
- i have lots of patience with the cabinentry. i am the only person who will sit and try to make the lock turn for more than five minutes before giving up.
- i have lots of patience with difficult things in general.
- i can type really quickly.
- i know how to use MSP and the MSOffice programs we use.
- i don't get angry with customers when they call and curse at me.
- i am usually too tired to get nervous or flustered when there are four phone calls and three people in the office.
- i very rarely make accounting errors.
- i can type on a calculator without looking.
- i can entertain myself for the long stretches of time between making and receving phone calls.
- i am the only person who cannot be intimidated by the boss/my stepdad.
- i am the only person said boss/stepdad does not lose his temper with.
- i am very good at pursuading my brother/coworker, boss/stepdad to go and get me food.
- i make more here sitting at a desk than i could working my butt off at a fast food joint.
- i am good at tuning out the crude conversations of salesmen/my brother's friends.
- i am also pretty good at tuning out the birds, unless they start squealing.
- it doesn't phase me when my brother throws fits.
- my mommy runs me anything i might need from home.
- i get this great big desk to hide behind. i feel like i have my own fortress.
- the heating vent is right over my desk, so it isn't freezing in here.
- i don't have to wear a uniform.
- i am excellent at following instructions.
- my handwriting is not illegible.
dec 19 2009 ∞
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