- "You won't have sex with me, so I'm not going to pray for you and you're gonna go to hell!" -- Alex Hutton
- "Feel the Power" -- Hand Dryer in CVS
- "Sunshine, rainbows, unicorns, Merry Christmas!" -- Lauren
- "Speaking of Robert, I saw a cockroach in the bathroom this morning." -- Taylor
- "Maybe they found an elevator!" "Maybe they found a dark staircase!" "Or an empty hallway!" "Or a corner!" "Or a dark alley!" -- Molly and Me
- "If I ever see Robert again, I'm gonna run up to him and be like, 'OHMIGOD, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOUR FACE.' And he's gonna be like, 'Really?' And I'm gonna be like, 'Hah, no.'" -- Lauren
- "What do you mean this bus doesn't go back to 3rd and Jordan?" -- Chika
- "I want to go with you to the big yellow house! If I wasn't 82 years old, I would go with you." -- Drunk Woman
- "Nothing died in my air vent. I thought something crawled in there and died because I never turned on my AC and then she did and it started to smell really bad."/"Oh my God, was Robert hiding in there?" -- Chika and Tessa
- "I'm just gonna come right out and say it. Can trannies ejaculate?" -- Chika
- "Whee, doggies!" -- Jazzi
- "He wore his shirt backwards. Silly Spongebob!" -- Lauren
- "I have a feeling this doesn't look as good as I think it does." -- Cat
- "If you can shoot a machine gun, you can thread a needle." -- Some hick on TV
- "Yeah. Like unwashed boys. Unwashed boys smell like mildew." -- Jazzi
- "Chika, you're just not the white male oppressor that I am. You could be, though, if you practiced every day." -- Patrick
- "Or not a lot of whipped cream, but I feel like that would be slutty." -- Katie P.
- "Even a one-night stand, you gotta, like, introduce yourself and dance and stuff." -- Patrick
- "We don't need a second opinion. I'm a fucking scientist." -- Stuart
- "I have bruises in between my legs from doing it!" -- Lauren
- "Let's get naked and wrestle in a pool of pudding. With water." -- Katie P.
- "A guy in green screen is jacking him off." -- Patrick
- "Please say a command." -- Cell Phone/"Make me a cake!" -- Patrick
sep 8 2009 ∞
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