- "so what's the difference between cooking and a blow job?"
- "i don't want drunk people trying to ride my miniature pony."
- "he's such a terrible kisser!"/"really?"/"yes! if we were better friends, i would demonstrate."
- "my tummy hurts again because i ate some nerds."/"that's why i only eat geeks and smart kids."
- "i'm playing risk with boys all over europe."
- "it doesn't matter which one you take. i licked both of them."
- "i'm way too sexual for that."
- "it doesn't really matter, because i'm planning on being really good in bed."
- "he's like the energizer bunny--of sex!"
- "we totally nakeded last night."
- "guess what i realized i am?" "beautiful?" "better." "gorgeous?" "better." "SHE'S RICH."
- "i forgot how to spell my dead friend's name."
- "'rough riders? i bet you ride 'em rough, teddy.'--BAM!"
- "do you ever wish eleanor roosevelt was a lesbian?"
- "she has a man-friend who doesn't want to commit. he goes to IU."
feb 8 2010 ∞
apr 14 2010 +