- We were at the same Train and Sheryl Crow concert (2002?)
- We both adore Irene Adler
- I am Pippin, she is Merry. It makes sense.
- I think she is funny, she does not understand this.
- We go on Sushi dates, and I take pictures of the hot waiter even though I don't think he is that cute. I do this because I am brave and because she asked me to.
- We both cry for ridiculous reasons.
- She thinks I am always cute.
- I draw her pictures, she loves them.
- We are old ladies that kill people, which are the best kind. It makes sense.
- I will be the cool Auntie to her 8 children. I will give them candy and do other things parents generally disprove of but that cool Aunts are required to do.
- We are lesbians on Chat roulette.
- But Michael Buble is our love slave.
- Train speaks to us on levels that most people cannot understand.
- We saw Cobra Starship together, and could have died.
- Gryffindor forever
- We laugh so loud together and it is wonderful.
- She wants to protect me.
- Love
- Our obsession with things that could be considered cute or adorable is astounding.
- Grammar is important.
- I am laying on top of her, and it makes sense.
- Reading books is important.
- We have story time.
- She wont leave me, even though I have an irrational fear she will.
- We love Teddy. So. Much.
- Important historical females are lesbians.
- Lesbians are better than most people.
- Man sweat is scary to her, I do not understand this.
- We wear the bracelets of friendship.
- Laughing at people is okay.
- We eat ice cream together.
- Sometimes we make fun of people by making up suicidal stories about their lives.
- We will be depressing and annoying philosophy professors.
- Say Anything is cool.
- We stay up late with each other, and I go to the cold lounge with her because I love her. Well, and because there is a large glob of human flesh in our lounge eating twinkies and guzzling Monster energy drinks. Who can study with that near them?
- I bite her, she does not mind. It makes sense.
mar 21 2010 ∞
apr 14 2010 +