• you must have balls bigger than king kong's
  • you dont believe in god because you read a lot of books
  • 9 out of 10...
  • if I ever did that in front of my mom...
  • i didnt raise you "_ _ _ _ _" (text me if u want the answer)
  • i called my mom and told her that i got a tattoo and a bellyring (i was 21) she said "that was stupid"
  • Be careful with white boys, they are crazy. She was hinting at their bedroom habits.
  • only whores come home at this time. -i was sneaking in at 4am.
  • shooky dooky
  • too late se escribe tulate
  • o crocidle dandy
  • no diggity
  • you got the wrooong one
  • i popped a slug
jan 23 2009 ∞
feb 25 2009 +