• "My life is like a box of chocolates, except someone already ate them all and handed me the box back."
  • "I would have spent my whole life telling you how much I love you, but you already told me how much you don't."
  • "If God wanted you to walk in the street, He wouldn't have made sidewalks!"
  • "If a train doesn't stop at your station, then it's not your train."
  • "Everyday might not be good, but there's something good in every day."
  • “You can’t care if you’re not aware.”
  • “Life’s too short to deal with assholes.”
dec 4 2012 ∞
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