Being The Excruciatingly Detailed Schedule Of One Grumpy Second Semester Senior In High School Who Wants Quite Desperately To Be Free

• Startle awake at 6:38AM (set 14 min early)
• Grope for alarm and night light switches
• Pause blearily to determine location
• Try to not burrow back into lovely bed
• Stumble out of bed
• Find warm blue fuzzy bathrobe jacket
• Steel self against horrid coldness of hour
• Go to bathroom and use the loo
• Wash face with punishingly icy water
• Wipe face with towel from somewhere
• Stagger into kitchen and find slippers
• Sample breakfast set out for you
• Usually consists of soy milk and bread
• Consume about half of the grub
• Walk out of kitchen somewhat invigorated
• Back to the bathroom
• Wash hands with soap and water
• Locate tooth brush and apply special paste
• Brush teeth and rinse
• Set up contacts case and solution
• Wash hands yet again
• Attempt daily struggle to put in contacts
• Wipe face and hands after completion
• Troop back to bedroom
• Bask in warmth of the heater
• Check clock to determine time to wallow
• Fold blankets Amy-style (a dome)
• Sit on bed for several minutes
• Try to find clothes to wear
• Force fat self into clothes
• Use dryer to straighten bed hair
• Get phone off charger
• Stuff bag full of school things
• Hustle out the door ASAP bc you're probably late
• Go out front and ignore gawkers in cars
• Walk to school in 2 min
• Enter through front gate
• Go to band
• Suffer through band
• AP Physics
• Civics
• Snack
• TA
• AP Spanish
• Lunch
• Calculus
• English
• Talk to Yuna awhiles
• Walk home in hot and stuffy clothes
• Case home for stray people who should be gone
• Check kitchen table for possible mom lunch
• Change into home clothes and take off contacts
• Rustle up food to eat
• Settle down in front of computer for chilltime
• Wrangle around until 4PM-ish
• Use bathroom numero dos
• Wrangle around some more until 730PM
• Maybe sleep or read
• Mom comes home with dinner
• Read book and eat dinner at living room table
• Scrounge for dessert
• Force self to start hw around 830PM
• Get distracted by shiny computer...
• Finish hw around 11PM if lucky
• Eke out some arm and leg toning exercises
• Get shower supplies: towel, pjs, pad
• Shower while contemplating life
• Finish shower and wash hands (yes I do)
• Floss
• Brush teeth
• Clean glasses
• Dressed and come out of shower revitalized
• Turn on heater if remembered
• Sit down to finish any remaining hw
• Waste away in front of computer until 1AM
• Blow dry any remaining cold hair (really sucks)
• Deeply regret not getting priorities straight earlier
• Dump out handful of chloro-vitamin-thingies
• Eat and rinse down with water
• Charge cellphone
• Return to bathroom to use toilet
• Apply pimple cream if necessary
• Wash hands yet again
• Dry hands on towel
• Gently lightfoot it back to room and close door
• Glance over school stuff and turn off computer
• Set alarm clock
• Apply lip balm and sometimes nail medicine
• Cozy up bed
• Mummify self in blankets
• Turn off lights
• Occasional randomizing with iPod
• Sleep the meager hours away till rinse and repeat