Quotes from AP US this year

October

• "It's not illegal, unless they bite into it" (10/30)
• "That's where the joy comes from kids." (10/30)
• Do you know how they say trick or treat in spanish? -accent- Trick or treat." (10/30)
• "A very tiny wolf, the size of a rat" (10/24)

November

• "He's such a whiner!" (11/21)
• "Chicken fingers are like $80." (11/24)
• "I have the voice of an angel. JENNA SAY I HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL!" (11/25)
• "If he goes in the hallway he will be killed! There will be a herd of unicorns running down the hall!" (11/20)
• "Suppose, they asked Mr. McHugh to be a coverboy for Estee Lauder." (11/21)
• "It's a pet name. She calls me Mr. N, and I call her Woman." (11/25)
• "Today is G unit Thursday" (11/20)

December

• "They just wrote an essay. Pick an African country, and write about what's wrong with it." (12/11)
• "Millbrook is a PIT" (12/3)
• "Back when they all had jobs, they all worked at Walmart." (12/1)
• "I'm Irish so I can say that! I'm irish... german.. and drunk right now." (12/1)
• "Are you gunna get an eyepatch?" (12/15)

January

• "Don't read books, they only cause trouble." (1/22)
• "It's an iPod tie." (1/22)
• "He just got up to the mic and meowed for two hours." (1/13)
• "When you love something and you set it free, and it comes back, it's your best friend." (1/14)
• As martyrs go, you don't get much bigger than Jesus." (1/6)

February

• "Dancing on the stars" (2/9)
• "I have an injured palm." (2/19)
• "During the 1800's, if I were alive, I would have been a drunk, prostitute, anarchist, pauper with several diseases and several wives." (2/19)
• "I feel like a vampire, a very fashionable vmpire." (2/27)
• "Bring in either sloppy joe mix, or heroin." (2/27)
• "I think the Panama Canal was built to ease the migration of the dolphins." (2/27)

March

• "I took lessons from a grandmaster..wizard." (3/4)