- "Television really does make us God. When you watch daytime dramas, you can look in on anybody. There's a different life on every channel, and almost every hour the lives change. And if you believe that we really have free will, then you know that God really can't control us. And since God can't control us, all God does is watch and change channels when He gets bored. It could be that all we are is God's televison."
- "Shotgunning anybody in this room would be the moral equivalent of killing a car, a vacuum cleaner, a Barbie doll. Erasing a computer disk. Burning a book. Probably that goes for killing anybody in this world. We're all such products."
- "Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random, useless facts that are all we have left of our education."
- "Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everybody I've ever known."
- "The only reason we ask other people about their weekend is so we can tell them about our own weekend."
- "When did the future switch from being a promise to a threat?"
- "Your being born makes your parents God. You owe them your life and they can control you. Then puberty makes you Satan, just because you want something better."
- "Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create."
- "Me, I'm standing at the bottom of the stairs but only in a physical way. My mind is, I don't know where."
- "It's all mirror, mirror on the wall because beauty is power the same way money is power the same way a gun is power."
apr 13 2011 ∞
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