• "i hate you when you shit yourself"
  • "you took me out for sushi and then forgot about me"
  • "god, we are so fucking fucked up"
  • "you know it's time to do laundry when i'm wearing a thong"
  • "men, without women, are beta fish"
  • "are you hitting on me?"
  • "it's kind of fucked up, but i kind of love it"
  • "projectile design"
  • "i've got 2750 mg of taurine pulsing through my ass right now"
  • "i was working until 4 a.m. and you were fucking, that's the difference"
oct 19 2008 ∞
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