• when Sarah was born: "Jess, do you want to hold her?" "noo... I just want to pet her"
  • The parents love this one: "Hmmm.. I think I'll have...SOUP!"
  • While sitting in a parked car: "gosh, there must be lots of traffic!"
  • my aunt: "Jessica, you sound like Goldilocks, don't you think?" me: "I don't know, I've never heard her before."
  • When I was learning basic facts about my family and stuff, someone (Mom?) asks me where my dad works. "Sharon's apartment." (he worked for the sheriff's department)
  • I was not creative with names. I had stuffed animals named Pup-Pup, Kit-Kit, and Bun-Bun. I had dolls named Sally and Not Sally.
  • One night I asked for dessert, even though I just said I was full. "I have a stomach for my dinner, and a stomach for my dessert."
  • I sang the Chevy: Like a Rock commercial "a-ga-ruh! ohhh a-ga-ruh!"
dec 20 2010 ∞
dec 9 2011 +