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Useless facts about me
- I'm a Christian,but I'm respectful of other beliefs. I don't really blame you for hating me because of this. I'm probably also the worst example of a Christian,unfortunately. Or at least maybe the most accurate representation of one,as a lot of us are pretentious assholes who never shut the fuck up and shove shit into people's faces all of the time(even though The Bible specifically says not to do that). So yeah we really suck.
- I believe that my only purpose in existence is to annoy the shit out of people. It'll teach others patience,or something. I don't even try to,it just happens. I'm sorry.
- My birthday is October 22,2002.(which means that I'm a Libra and my Chinese zodiac is the horse,but I don't really care that much)
- I'm an INTJ(I've gotten ISTJ sometimes too) and Lawful Neutral.
- If you ever wondered what I look like irl,I can safely say that I look like a horrific fusion between 2011 era Justin Bieber,ProJared,and the globglogabgalab.
- My English is shit,even though it's my first(and only)language.
- I'm horrible at talking to people.
- I make art,mostly digital art. I use Paint Tool SAI and AZ Paint with a Wacom Intuos Manga Tablet.
- The first art program I ever used was Tux Paint when I was just an ugly little baby.
- every human I draw looks like it suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome
- I'm a worthless fuck up who can't do anything right with no potential to improve.
- I still don't know how to ride a bike.
- I still remember AOL and dial up internet somehow. Specifically "u GoT mAiL". I live in the middle of nowhere,good internet didn't come to me until the early 2010s or something. I also had VHS tapes. Also nobody cares about this so I don't know why I'm typing this.
- It is literally impossible for me to do something right.
- I ate a purple crayon once when I was a kid,and that's why I'm good at art. I also used to eat cat food a lot and entire sticks of butter. My brain problems have only since worsened.
- I value pessimism over optimism. I find it much more helpful and realistic.
- I'm a gullible sack of shit. If you tell me something,I'll believe it no matter what.
- Any attempt I make to seem self aware in my stupidity fails,and I just end up looking even more pathetic than before.
- Seafood is best food.(quick sudden out of place change of mood i guess)
- I HATE kids.(or anyone younger than me,to be honest)
- I'll never understand people's obsession with K-pop on this website. Or at all in general.
- I kind of want to do special effects in movies when I'm older,but the entertainment industry is complete shit so I won't.
- I know way too much about Gorillaz lore. Waaaaaaaaaaaay too much. Gorillaz might as well be my life force now. Rest in peace my sanity.
- I'm a brain dead nintendrone who needs to play some games that are actually good and not made for 4 year olds.
- I want to live to see the day that a wooly mammoth is cloned. Then I can just die,because there's really nothing more left to see after that.
- I also want to see the day that a hacked Nintendo Switch can run a Nintendo Switch emulator.
- Tingle from LoZ is my spirit animal.
- My computer is stuffed with memes and almost nothing else.(besides some viruses and Bitcoin miners that I don't know about)
- The only lost media I've ever seen before it became lost was a dumb health show on Playhouse Disney called Captain Carlos. It said cheese made your teeth clean and it used to scare me. And from what I know it isn't even lost anymore because I've heard that it's been airing in Indonesia or the Philippines or something. RIP.(I also remember seeing something VERY similar to Clock Man when I was a kid,but I didn't grow up when Pinwheel aired,and what I saw was probably just some weird Sesame Street short.)
- I still wish that A Day With Spongebob Squarepants The Movie was actually made in the first place. All of the effort to find it and the history behind it was very interesting,but it just led to disappointment.-
- I wish Polybius was real.(but not really though I don't want a mind controlling game to be real)
- I also wish my body had an instant self destruct button because I'm a selfish edgy little shit who can't appreciate life.
- Yeah Yeah Beebiss is best lost video game.
- Ura Zelda was probably just Master Quest. Fight me. And Zelda Gaiden was just beta Majora's Mask.
- it makes sense that Ganondorf's blood is green because...you know..his skin is green. if anything the censored version of oot makes more sense. why do i type this shit this doen't have anything to do with me.
- Laika Come Home was a great album and Demon Days deserved its own Spacemonkeyz remix album(especially with how good the Dirty Harry Chopper Remix is,I need more of that kind of stuff in my life).
- The frogs in LoZ-OoT are the meaning of life,and I aspire to be like them. They're good frog boys and I love them. They are magic and sing very good. Good frogs. Perfect frogs. Best frogs. God please end my existence.
- Sunday,March 19th, 2017,the day that Saturnz Barz/Submission/Charger/Busted and Blue leaked. I was there,and I'll never forget it. Rest in peace,Dylan. He died for r/gorillazcirclejerk's many sins.
- I would pay money to see what Gorillaz Phase 3 could have been like if it was actually completed the way Damon and Jamie wanted it. I would also pay money for Celebrity Harvest's script.
- If I could use a time machine just once,I would choose to go back in time to see Tight/FGwsSS era Mindless Self Indulgence live.
- I feel genuinely bad for the normal people on this website that just want to make lists of whatever movies they saw this year or meals they want to cook and see profiles like mine and are thinking "...what the FUCK is a kin???" or "what the FUCK is a byf?????" "is this tumblr????????????????" "what the actual fuck is wrong with these people?"
- I'm a selfish ungrateful bitch who can't appreciate anything. Everything about me is terrible and irredeemable.
- tl;dr,I'm a bad person.
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