• “hot and spicy straight out of the horses mouth” - pignatello
• “dont eat any nuts, i dont wanna stab you” Mr Norman
• “maths is the best cure for headaches” Mr Hibble
• “ive been eaten by a desk” - miss callahan 9/8/2018
• “those brain cells need to do some dancing” - Miss callahan 28/8/18
• ‘ my answers are so perfect you cant even see them” sarah v 17/9
• no justin baby face - ms bird 29/3
• don’t just drag, and drop and plonk it - ms bird 1/4
• *shows extreme close up of thumb* "that’s what anxiety looks like” Mr Norman
• “i got emotional coz i had to wake up this morning” - Nonna
• “i didn’t chose the short life, the short life chose me” - sarah 27/4/19
• “i’m a little short on breath, i think im in early stages of having a stroke” - mr norman 5/8/19
• "It's like he fainted after smelling his own hand" Kang Yeosang Quote of the Year, 2019
• "He’s full because he ate flowers” - hongjoong
• Yeosang: The first one I'm going to do is being upset; being salty Everyone: ok, show us Hongjoong: beINg sAlTY aND fArTINg wooyoung; farting through mouth?
• San: mine is for the atinys, when you see something cool or beautiful Hongjoong: 3 2 1 wooyoung: rinsing your mouth? San: let me try again Wooyoung: GuRgLiNg SoUnDs
• “cmon old people can have sex too” miss eagling 21/ 8
• “if i can’t have you, you can’t have it” - angela 28 aug (indian accent)
• "if someone asked me who i was, i think my head would explode “who am i” *dramatically throws hands in air* - mr norman 4/ sep
• “girls are the reason that girls have a bad time” - mr perven
• “you throw like a girl” - mr perven 6/9
• “Hit me i wont move” - mr pervan 6/9
• “that’s exactly what i was looking for except its not” - sarah 6/9
• Sarah: Hello

Mr pervan: YeEeaHh mAaaAtEeE - 6/9

• Mr sheean: Assessment?

Sarah: its coming Mr sheean: so is christmas - 6/9

• Sarah: they said i wouldn’t live past 17

abby: who said that Sarah: me - 6/9

• “when i saw ms fosters powerpoint i got anxiety from it, i just had to change them” - new religion teacher 10/ 9
• “that’s a good question, i haven’t read the bible myself” - new religion teacher - 10/9
• “just a little background information on me: i’m tired” -mr norman 10/9
• “the school doesnt care about my wellbeing” - norman 10/9
• *press play on documentary* WOW OMG DID YOU SEE THAT??1!!! - tom 11/9
• “they want you to get up off your ass and doing something about it” - norman 11/9
• “if stella gets head girl i’ll eat my shoe” - mr pervan 11/9
• “were going to buy a pet turtle and paint the shell orange” mr pervan 11/9
• “i heard si…..i can’t speak italian but FANTASTICO” - miss bird 17/9
• “why do you guys find tracy trifecta so funny, like its a brand i created” norman 18/9
• “you’ll be happy to know that i actually got some sleep last night, so I’m feeling human again” - norman 20/9
• norman: “its like a metaphor”

Molly: “istg everything is a metaphor with you”

• *walks onto table* “there’s porridge on my fan” - norman
• “girls you're young don’t be afraid of change, embrace it” - norman 25/ 9
• *hands keys to yr 11
• “who was that??”

class: “honey” Norman: “ive never seen her before” - norman 25/9

• “teams is like having a lamborghini then someone comes and sucks all the petrol out of it then blames it on the car” - norman 25/9
• "gold coast suns is my favourite team because everything about them is horrendous, but i love it” - norman 25/9
• class: “go for carlton”

Norman: “nah they give me a bad vibe” - norman 25./9

• “as much as i love discussing this intellectual discussion about the afl, lets do the questions” - norman 25/9
• sarah: “can i go to the nurse”

Norman: “yea its down stairs” Sarah: “i know” - 24/9

• “dont play trap music i’ll get sad” - norman 27/9
• “THIS WHOLE COMETTEE IS A BUNCH OF HORSES AND CAMELS, YOU BRING A HORSE, YOU BRING A HORSE, THEY CHANGE IT AND GIVE U A CAMEL” norman 27/9
• *molly takes out phone*

Norman: EHHHHMMMMMM Molly: but- Norman: no *smirks* Molly 2.0: *puts phone behind back* look at that sly smirk*

• “you need religion to fill out a doctors form” forster
• *at funeral*

Leon: "you know what nonno would want right now, for us to eat sushi” 8th september 2016

• “imagine coming while reading a book, that doesn’t work” - gracie 7/oct
• “I’m noona and i know everything” - jade 14/ oct
• “Whatever floats your goat” - jade 14/ oct
• norman; “you have access to my whole life if i give you my google account”

Sarah: “what could you possibly have on a google acc” norman” gym you have reach to my search history”

• *checks mr normans google history* ‘yellow, smiley stress ball’
• *Gets stressed because has to write something nice on a letter* - norman 16 oct
• how do you feel about having a double- norm sandwich? - sarah t 23/ oct
• its not andreotta, its andrewTOTTA - hv 28/oct
• i stopped doing foods because i made an egg muffin” - sarah t 29 oct
• i like light, ‘turns lights on’ goad said let there be light - mrs carr 30 oct
• ‘there’s a playground on the table” - paige: tafe 31 oct
• mr norman is killing me - sarah

dw i dont like him anyways - pervan - 1st nov

• “the music makes me sad” - norman

“that’s the whole point” - cleo - 1st nov

• “look at those kids in year 10 who go to yale to do that lama competition thing” - norman 6th nov
• *enters class eating cereal out of a container* - norman 6th nov
• *sarah sits in her chair and looks up when she can’t understand the exam* - sarah t 15th oct
• supervisor reading the bible intently*
• “its ok that everyone forgot my birthday, i’ll survive” - tom norman 27/03/20
• "so in quarantine i learnt about chuck morris *holds up poster* and his action shorts” - miss smith 200430
• S: you need to clean your desktop”

miss Smith: but its essential stuff

• continues showing memes* - miss smith 200430
• *driving to the cemetery*
• nonna looks out window*

“WHAT ARE YOU GOING YOU SHOULD BE HOME IN WUARENTINE” - NONNA MARY

• “i don’t care about the queen, she a person just like me, she still sits on the toilet” - nonna mary
• “sorry my head isn’t on” - nonna mary 28/12/19
• “johns wife name is john” nonna mary 28/12/19
• *aircon doesnt open*

DONT TELL ME YOU BROKE I CANT AFFORD YOU

• air con opens*

GOOD HE LISTEN TO ME, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU AM” - NONNA MARY

• student speaking with their hands*

mr o’meara: your practicing your italian lessons? *starts waving his hands* - mr o’meara 200507

• walks into class and sits down with blanket around me*

“sarah you look like a teddy bear” - mr o’mara 080520

• buys lollipop*
• lady judging*

“its 2020 and im trying to graduate shut up” - sarah t 200515

“just because your a year 12 doesn’t mean your taller than a year 7” sarah viti 22 may 2020

“just because your a teacher doesnt mean your taller then year 4s” mrs smith 22 may 2020

• finished eating cucumbers as walking to class*

“pssp sarah” “yes?” “first of all, chewy in the bin” “sir i dont even eat chewies?” “ah ok” - mr sheenean

“sarah’s a straight five foot” “No bitch, I’m a GAY five foot”

“If you ever wanna get the log formulas tattooed on you get the 8th log formula because it’s the best one” “Can you get tattoos in school?” “Yeah just get all the log formulas tattooed all down your arms” Pervan 2020

“yes star wars relates to english class” - ms smith 2020

“would you really risk your life and your family just to take an english class?” - ms smith 2020

“ALFEEEEE” - bella 2020

“do you like my fancy pants” - bella 2020

• whines* NOOOONAAAA - bella 2020

Sophie: i saw you guys were at my house last night without me Sophie: imagine if you broke something or lit a fire Sarah: we couldn’t get the tv to work for 30 minutes

• sophie dramatically and sincerely* IM SO SORRY I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE - sophie, me, bella - 27th june 2020
• typing careers report late at night*: whilst also making sure to keep your mentality healthy and active!

sarah: if i add the “!” then maybe it will make mr O’Meara give me extra marks for my enthusiasim - meee 2nd july 2020

• sees fly on changeroom wall*
• slaps her hand and makes the loudest noise* - melissa - july 2020

“she’s been keeping up with the kardashians obviously” - michael (lecturer) - july 22 2020

• explaining the new build*

“you know the quants lounge, well yea that room is quants lounge on steroids” - ms watson july 23 2020

• comes back from mountain bike riding with zios*

“sarah you have no idea what i went through” “my legs are going to fall off” - dad july 25 2020