(katya zamolodchikova) "In Russia, death and sex are the same. Cold, wet, dark and painful."

"I am sweating like a hooker in church."

"I’m just your average run-of-the-mill Russian bisexual transvestite hooker."

(trixie mattell) "Oh, honey!"

"Winner winner, chicken... dinner."

“ Hi, I’m the big gulp you get behind the 7-Eleven, Trixie Mattel!”

"HONEY!"

(jasmine masters) "I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say."

"It's like a, um.....like a butterfly in a cocoon? So imma be like, some type of like a cocoon. Then imma grow, so as I'm walking down to the run-walking down the runway, I'm gonna grow. Cuz the butt-the butterfly is actually is in the cocoon, this is the cocoon. And which is me, the butterfly. You know like a butterfly is in a cocoon? Every step that I take down the runway, the, uh, butterfly inside is growing. So once it get revealed to the end of the runway, the butterfly...is...there. Shoo, shoo!"

(ginger minj) "I need an adult."

"I'm about to flood my basement"

"I need a smoke and a nap!"

"SWEET?!... Bitch! Have you met me!?"

"I'm a crossdresser for Christ. I'll have you down on your knees and begging for Jesus in a minute."

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