J-Hope/Jungkook

  • Lionheart | M (altho I would personally put it as PG) ; 2k ; cracky-fluff, insecurities

The problem is simple, really: Jeongguk is cool, and Hoseok is... Hoseok.

"Grief is love, in a way. Grief is love that has nowhere to go.”

a story about a will, a house, a librarian, and a supposed delinquent.

J-Hope/Jimin

No one could agree on whether Krampus was a man or a woman. One person or several. Whether it was even the same person (or people) every time, every hit, every nuclear explosion or leaked evidence of electoral tampering or Robin Hood-esque creative redistribution of goods… it was just Krampus. Mysterious. Unreachable. Unknowable. Silent - until that moment of destruction, of pain and screaming and retribution… when there came The Holly And The Ivy, singing through the speakers.

They stand there, looking everywhere but at each other. They're now just two people, who had the world at their feet. Two people, who used to be in love with each other.

J-Hope/Jin

Hoseok dies, turns into a ghost, and meets handsome baker Seokjin, the only person who can see Hoseok.

J-Hope/RM

i’m gonna get you out of that shitty house,' namjoon tells him, 'and we’ll go on a bunch of stupid adventures together and i’ll rap and you can dance all you want, okay?’

'that sounds nice, namjoon,’ hoseok says, voice soft and faraway.

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'and then a few years later he went off without you, huh?’

'yeah,’ namjoon says, there’s a lump in his throat, like the beginning stages of a bad cold. ‘without me.’

"Fearless leader," Hoseok had said.

Namjoon wonders what fearless might feel like.

Hoseok works at a summer resort and Namjoon is the newest lifeguard. Chaos ensues.

Kim Namjoon is in love, and Jung Hoseok is always dating someone else. This is perfectly fine, even preferable, because the universe likes to tell jokes and Namjoon knows it's best just to laugh along. He's certainly got nothing to complain about when it comes to the building blocks of his life, and dating is a lot of effort. Too much effort, really. So it's obviously fine.

But the universe's latest attempt at a comedy sketch, where Hoseok moves in with him, bringing the sun and a lot of tiny shorts, might actually make him insane.

After being left at the altar and taking in a stray puppy, Hoseok is given another chance at love when said puppy leads him to Kim Namjoon, who would make for the perfect boyfriend to introduce to his parents. The one little problem is that Kim Namjoon is already in love with someone else.

J-Hope/Taehyung

Jung Hoseok is mortally afraid of roller-coasters and water-slides. He’s also fatally attracted to the boy who works as a lifeguard at the theme park’s greatest attraction: the Vortex of Death.

Jin/Jimin

"We all have those memories that don’t end even when everything is over. Some call that critical error. Others call it human existence."

Jimin goes to Rio de Janeiro to live his passion. He leaves Rio de Janeiro having found his dream.

Jin/Jungkook

Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)

Rising star Kim Seokjin and former child actor fresh out of rehab Jeon Jeongguk are assigned by their entertainment companies to fake a relationship in order to build a more positive public image. But will the gimmick only make their image worse?

Seokjin does his part as a superhero: he saves people, and works as a hostage negotiator and a first line of defense alongside police and emergency services. Being a mind reader, that's all easy.

But, being an acclaimed hero for years doesn't prepare him for rookie hero Jeongguk and his enormous crush - or the tragedies in Seokjin's past that are resurfacing. With Jeongguk's help, he might finally be able to face his past and solve the mystery that's haunted him since the breakup of his own hero group.

Jin/RM (Namjin)

Seokjin arrives to a small, remote island off the mainland of South Korea to research a new fuel he hopes will one day replace fossil fuels. He believes his research will save lives, but what if it was doing the exact opposite?

Seokjin doesn't believe in ghosts. Which would cause a huge uproar if everyone knew since he's kind of a big deal at his university; he's a shaman who protects people from evil spirits. He doesn't remember where he got the idea to do this from, all he knows is that superstitious people pay good money.

Namjoon does believe in ghosts. Better yet, he can see them and he can expel them. But there's a certain phoney shaman at his university who's stealing all his clients in his exorcism business, and he's not happy about it because haunted people pay good money.

So, what do they do? Figure out whose closet is holding all the skeletons, of course.

Six months after a snowboarding accident derails his entire life, Jin’s got a job teaching rich little children to board. He’s doing just fine. Record executive Namjoon is at the top of his career and doesn’t feel burnt out at all. He’s also doing just fine.

(They’re not.)

Seokjin is used to getting calls from social workers at all hours of the day, but never this late at night.

(In which Hoseok loses a mom and gains two dads and four brothers.)

Jin/Suga (Yoonjin)

Jeon Seokjin has exactly four weeks to stop the impending engagement of his younger brother, doomed to a loveless marriage. The only way to stop it is to make a better match, more advantageous, more lucrative for the Jeon family. It's impossible. It's his only option.

Min Yoongi does not want, will never want, will never ever even consider, marriage. It's not in the cards. He's stubborn enough to achieve the total ban on marriage talks. Except maybe his grandmother is a little more stubborn than he is, and maybe she's determined to see him march down the aisle.

The longer Yoongi hangs around the tank in the aquarium, the more he thinks that Seokjin is, in fact, a real mermaid.

“You’re really real,” he says, keeping his voice neutral. “You’re not acting, are you?”

Seokjin smiles, yet it’s the saddest Yoongi has seen him. “I am acting, though. I’m pretending to pretend to be a mermaid.”_

Kim Seokjin loves acting. That's what they'll put in his obituary, probably, right after his family details, because that's the only thing that matters about him. That, and that he's gay, and that his temper snapped one time and ruined his entire career before it had a chance to be what he knows it could have become.

After the BBMA, Yoongi starts bringing guys back to the house.

RM/Suga

Namjoon, a sign language professor, and Yoongi, a songwriter, got certified to foster. But, they never expected that would open the door to love, heartache, pain, and most importantly, family. But, as they figure out this "dad-thing" hand-in-hand, they realize that family isn't made up of blood, it's the love that they have for each other.

Taehyung/Suga

The Constantine AU no one asked for, where Yoongi is a bitter exorcist crushing on magic store-owner Taehyung, with no idea how to deal with his feelings. Plus demons.

Disaster witch Kim Taehyung meets perfect senior Min Yoongi in the poison greenhouses of witch school. Years later, Taehyung owns a clinic that fixes hearts, Yoongi has a celebrated apothecary, and they (don't) get along.

jun 6 2017 ∞
sep 4 2021 +