i suck at reading the fics i want or finishing fics i want so let me dump this here to remind myself i am a lazy butt and i should be ashamed of myself excUSE me while i do

• a succession of kings | Suchen / PG-13 / 42150w
  • This is the story of Kim Junmyeon, the Crown Prince of Korea, and his dreams of Paris.
• basoxeria | Hunhan // Sekai / NC-17 / super duper long 2 shot
  • sehun is a young architect living in domestic bliss with his lover, part-time lounge singer lu han. when sehun takes a trip blocto guam, he unwittingly meets and has an affair with kim jongin, heir to kkam resorts. what was supposed to be a one-time only thing becomes more permanent, however, when kkam resorts becomes sehun's new client.
• Seoul Underground | Hunhan // Sekai // Lukai // Fanxing / NC-17 / streetgang!AU / ~22k
  • There will be blood, and the lake will run red with cocaine-and-angel-dust on bodies like the memories of tomorrow.
• words & heartbeats | Kaisoo
• Mating Mania | Kaisoo, side of Xiuhan & others / ? / 5k
• take charge | Krishun / NC-17 / 1600w
  • Yifan is sick and Sehun is an annoying little shit who won't leave him alone.
• i think i've inhaled you | Sukai // Sekai / PG-13 / 8300w
  • Rock band AU. Joonmyun is the reflection Jongin never sees, eyes still trained on the ghost of Sehun.
• raise your expectations | suyeol / R / 47500w / aka can you hear me screaming bc /47k/ omf-
  • in the heat of summer, chanyeol walks in, and joonmyun starts to wake up
• So we meet again | Kaisoo / R / 11567w
  • This is not a romance, by definition. This is Kim Jongin, both too famous and too dense to write his own memoir. This is Kim Jongin, stumbling awkwardly back into love.
• by the time the bar closes | Hunhan / PG-13 / 10510w
  • Lu Han works at the United Nations, Zitao steals office supplies, Wu Fan owns a feng shui gong, and Sehun is....Sehun.
• firestorms, and the rate of consumptions | Baekyeol / NC-17 / 16050w
  • "Yo," the idiot says, infuriatingly calmly, "how would you like me to offer you a job?"
• and there the grass grows soft and white | Baekyeol & Sekai / NC-17 / 8750w
  • The summer before college, Jongin, Sehun, and Baekhyun spend a month together on the beach. And then Baekhyun meets Park Chanyeol.
• turns on a dime | Kaisoo & Sekai / R / 22100w
  • This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.
• buckets for jupiter | PG-13 / 18500w
  • Zitao pens an advice column, never talks to his roommate, and finds that, as predicted, the newspaper does in fact end up ruining his life.
• in the quicksand | Xiulay / NC-17 / 8831w
  • The last thing Minseok had ever expected was to be entering Kris’s house with the intent of buying one of his toys.
• wait 'till you're really afraid | Suchen and others / R / 3425w
  • The party was being held by the head of the Treasury, a tall skinny man who Kai had nicknamed “The Stick Insect” a few years earlier.
• Anything You Synthesize | Sekai / NC-17 / 3 shot
  • Not all those who wander are lost. Some only know too well that their place is inside a three-by-eight, sleeping, sleeping, sleeping liquid crystal.
• In Monochrome | Kaixing / NC-17 / 6shot
• true love is for bad hollywood romances | Chanhun / PG-13
• It's Not A Race | Krisyeol / PG-13 / 3shot
• last friday night | Suchen / PG-13 / 3900w
  • in which baekhyun is a ~party boy~ and jongdae just wants sunbae to call him back.
• station n | Kaisoo / G
  • They meet on a train.
• our way home | Kaisoo / PG / 6654w
  • Jongin was made of nothing but cotton, glass eyes, fur and fabric. He was Kyungsoo's favorite teddy bear.
• 12.12.12 | Kaisoo / G / 3000w
• No More Cologne On You | Hunhan / PG-13 / 5k
  • In which Lu Han is decidedly homosexual and Sehun is a sociology major; also, Zi Tao likes boobs.
• Red Riding Hood's First Love | Kaisoo / ? / oneshot
  • Not every tale that begins with a Once Upon A Time ends with a Happily Ever After. Red Riding Hood can tell you that.
• networking chaos | various / PG-13 / 3800w
  • wherein they're all obsessed with networking sites that only produce chaos and a lot of unhealthy feels.
• Summer Vacation with a Jerk | OC // Luhan / PG-13 / chaptered, on going
• That Empty Bus Seat | OC // Yixing / PG-13 / chaptered, on going
• The Person Who Once Loved Me | OC // Kai / PG-13 / chaptered, on going
• there are 265 bones in the human body (would you like one more?) | Kaisoo / NC-17 / ?
  • lazy sunday mornings in bed.
• 화 | Kaisoo / NC-17 / ?
  • ...jongin is horny.
• The Thin Line Between | Kaiyeol / NC-17 / 34k aka im choking bc 34k of blissful kaiyeol ;;
  • Jongin’s always had people he likes best. Chanyeol’s pretty sure he’s never going to be one of those people.