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- @REVELATOR13 Bloody hell, my wife’s having a bad day…she has her tampon behind her ear, and she can’t find her cigarette!
- @scottbelsky “2 antennas got married. The wedding was OK but the reception was great.” Does a better wordplay joke exist?
- @beautyheaven I still wear pigtails and get comments that I look cute… It’s about as creative as I go with hair lol!!
- @larryluv49 on the phone with mom, listening to how she declared war against the cat :)
- @dentednj Everyone I know on Facebook is saying put the clocks back tonight.. I never stole any f***ing clocks!
- @beiruta Q. What is the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on. LOL
- @ericlemke Starring your own tweet is like the internet version of laughing at your own joke.
- @sumeetpareek Ultimate Geek Joke : A SQL query goes into a bar , walks up to two tables and asks, Can I join you?
- @chrispullman oops…. A Nun, a Priest, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. the bartender says “what is this, a joke???” hahahahaha
- @dobror: Man asks to go to jail instead of staying in house arrest with nagging wife!
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