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- begin each item with an asterisk
- Because it's Friday.
- Because your dentist canceled your appointment.
- Because you can't think of anything boring to do.
- Because it's daytime.
- Because it's nighttime.
- Because it's exactly one week later than it was this time last week.
- Because you like to make ice.
- Because you want to annoy your neighbors.
- Because you're dying to wear your new light shade.
- Because you're tired of playing 'Charades' with yourself.
- Because you're carrying a party gene.
- Because you found the perfect shoes.
- Because you're afraid your lifestyle is too healthy.
- Because you never know...
- Because your place could use a good mess.
- Because your mother needs something to be upset about.
- Because you have a sudden urge to limbo.
- Because your inhibitions are out of town.
- Because the bank made an error in your favor.
- Because it's there.
- Because you need more bean dip in your diet.
- Because the fun content of your blood is too low.
- Because you look good doing it.
- Because you're considering it as a career.
- Because your yo-yo stock went up a point.
- Because someone's got to do it.
- Because you have a bad reputation to uphold.
- Because your plants want to meet new people.
- Because fun is a terrible thing to waste.
- Because you want to try out your new jokes.
- Because it's your patriotic duty.
- Because you're going for the party record.
- Because your roommate got rid of his scorpion farm.
- Because you need the practice.
- Because you're not getting any younger.
- Because the vet says your hamster will pull through.
- Because you've got it coming to you.
- Because your life is starting to grow moss.
- Because your brain needs a night off.
- Because you never met a party you didn't like.
- Because the fate of the free world depends on it.
- Because the universe is expanding.
- Because your dog is finally housebroken.
- Because it's the only exercise you get.
- Because maturity is overrated.
- Because a party demon has possessed your body.
- Because it hurts too much when you stop.
- Because these are your "party years!"
- Because you're too polite to turn down an invitation.
- Because you can't boogie to a book.
- Because you have an overactive party gland.
- Because the moon is in a party phase.
- Because otherwise the police would have nothing to do.
- Because curfew has been lifted.
- Because the phone company lost your Internet bill.
- Because you won the lottery and feel reckless.
- Because life seems so dull without it.
- Because that's how the dinosaurs would have wanted to go.
- Because you haven't eaten a million corn chips yet.
- Because you're suffering from popcorn deficiency.
- Because you're supposed to be the irresponsible one.
- Because how else are you going to learn to juggle chainsaws?
- Because your bank manager finally lifted that death threat.
- Because you need to get to know more riot police.
- Because your budgie ate your concert tickets and you need to let the party feeling out somehow.
- Because the voices tell you to.
- Because if not you, who else?
- Because it's time.
- Because the local committee like you too much.
- Because you need to cultivate a bad impression.
- Because if you don't you'll explode.
- Because you got your coursework in on time.
- Because your lecturer forgot to set work for the weekend.
- Because you suspect you're too uptight.
- Because you need to get ready for New Year's.
- Because THEY don't want you to.
- Because it's a long way till midnight, and you've got ten crates to get through.
- Because you want to finish all the food in your house before dawn.
- Because someone bet you to.
- Because the dice tell you to. (see Luke Rhinehart)
- Because you haven't heard a police megaphone for a whole week.
- Because you want to meet new alcohol.
- Because that's the last thing they'll expect.
- Because it's down to you.
- Because you spend too much time on the Net and you don't want to develop keyboard withdrawal.
- Because how else are you going to rebel?
- Because you just want to, alright, ALRIGHT?!
- Because you're too tense.
- Because everyone you know needs convincing you're insane.
- Because your parrot accused you of being boring.
- Because you know at least "30 things to do before you're 30" that you haven't done.
- Because you need good reference material.
- Because you want to create a false identity.
- Because you want to prove you can.
- Because you feel like everyone's ignoring you.
- Because you want to improve your crime sheet.
- Because you have a very evil punch recipe.
- Because because because because... because of the wonderful things it does! (see Wizard of Oz)
- Because you need to work on your purity test score.
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