• Most comforting place, smell, sound and memory?

Place is my room on my bed. Smell is the smell of fresh air on a sunny day and beanhead. Sound is cicadas making noise on a clear sunny day. Memory is I have too many, sorry.

• Your ambitions as a child and your ambitions now

I wanted to be a Pokemon at some point, a Tododile if I remember correctly. I now aspire to be a pharmacist/chemical engineer of some sort.

• Biggest fear

Spiders on my face/in my crevices.

• Qualities you would like in a partner (if you would like one)

Everything the Beanchunks has.

• Traits you couldn’t put up with in a partner (if you would like one)

Annoyingness, selfishness, assholeishness, meanness, stupidity beyond my own, rudeness.

• What is the worst thing you have done to another person? (Let them down, lied, faked love etc)

Lots of things I regret that I did to my baby.

• What are your worst traits and features?

Stupidity, selfishness, shyness, inability to communicate, laziness.

• What are your best traits and features?

I have a full head of hair?

• How would you explain your idea of ‘true love’?

What my darling and I have.

• The biggest mistake you’ve made.

Entirely too many.

• Are you rational or more emotional?

Rational, emotions usually don't make decisions for me.

• Do you think you’re very conscious of the feelings of others or more self oriented?

Misa-misa.

• Greatest achievement personally.

Winning a scholarship, mafackaahh!

• If you struggle to sleep at night, what do you do to try and soothe yourself to sleep?

I sleep like a baby.

• What irritates you most about society?

Rudeness/Republicans/Born-again Christians/Skinheads/Westboro Baptist Church.

• When you compliment someone, what do you tend to focus on? (Looks, intelligence, personality…)

Intelligence and personality if I believe they deserve it.

• Think of your oldest friend. If you met them now do you think you would still become friends?

Yes.

• Something you love to do, but feel guilty about after/during?

Bop in my kitchen and sing Frank Sinatra/Deano/Elvis

• Would you like children in the future. If so why?

Yes, I need to pass on the family name.