How many pets do you own?

• I own one curiously hilarious boxer-pit mix named Koda the Bear.

What’s your least favorite season?

• Probably either winter or summer.

Do you prefer to text or call?

• I prefer to call, texting is so annoying.

Morning or night?

• Neither; the middle of the day.

Do you like tacos?

• Absolutely, in fact before I die I want to eat every item on the Taco Bell menu.

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

• Introverts FTW.

What’s your favorite dessert?

• Cake, cookies, chocolate...yeah pretty much anything with chocolate.

Do you enjoy walks?

• I do, when they're warranted.

Are you a frequent user of Facebook?

• Nope, I hate the Facebook machine.

Do you watch animated shows still?

• Like Spongebob? Hell yes, Squarepants 'till I die.

Can you roll your tongue?

• It would be a sad day in Puerto Rico if I couldn't.

What’s your “lucky” number?

• 27

Are you scared of anything?

• Yes, many things. Aren't we all?

Big mac or big whopper?

• Whopper.

Do you like to play board games?

• Always. I'm especially fond of the fun ones.

Are you fond of romantic novels?

• NO. Unless it's fucked up and demented.

Fruitloops or cocopops?

• Cocopops? What is this, the 60's? I deny the existence of this question.

Would you eat a live spider for one million dollars?

• Never for a trillion dollars.

Are you a heavy drinker?

• A heavy drinker of powdered iced tea? Why yes, I am.

Would you forgive someone for cheating?

• Depends if it was Ezra Miller or not.

Are you superstitious?

• Jokingly.

Have you seen A Clockwork Orange?

• No, but I've heard that it was good.

Do you like to read?

• I do, I believe it sharpens the mind and enhances the taste of knowledge in the mental tastebuds.

Are you easily distressed?

• I am easily distracted, not distressed.

Do you believe in aliens?

• Of course, how could you not? With the vastness of space being such an inevitability, and the possibility of multiverses, how could anyone ever exclude the notion of extraterrestrial life?

If you were the last person alive besides one other person you get to chose, who would it be?

• My darling Anna, of course. We'd rule the world as king and queen.

Dogs or cats?

• Dogs, but cats are sophisticated so maybe one.

Are you a grumpy person?

• When I am lacking sleep, yes.

What’s something you hate?

• Wet and dirty socks with shoes.

Are you a worry wart?

• At times I can be.

Do you like having your picture taken?

• No, it makes me uncomfortable because I don't know how to smile.

Do you like cotton candy?

• Yes but I hate the artificial cotton candy flavour.

Would you ever use a dating site?

• If I were old and couldn't leave my house, I guess.

Do you believe in ghosts?

• No, only in tricks of the light and gullibility of the mind.

Rap or pop?

• Rap, nigga.

What’s the weirdest flavor of ice cream you’ve tried?

• I've never tried it, but isn't there a garlic flavor?

Do you like math?

• Not particularly, no.

Are you the type of person to laugh at others misfortune?

• Yes, if that person is a good friend of mine or an enemy.

Love or lust?

• Love, all the way.

Do you remember lyrics easily?

• If I like the song, of course.

What was/is your favorite school subject?

• Earth science was my favourite class of all time.

Do you like tattoos?

• When they're not gross or on hairy men or old people.

Are you the type of person to lie?

• White lies, yes.

Do you eat porridge for breakfast?

• I don't even know what porridge is.

What music are you listening to right now?

• Bean music.

Are you allergic to anything?

• Sulfa.

Do you like Lady Gaga?

• No, weird, gross, ugly tranny.

What about Nick Minaj?

• No, black skanky short non-italian Snooky.

Do you like rainy days?

• Never ever will I enjoy a rainy day. Sunshine and rainbows are best.

Last question, do you like pie?

• Yes, save for sweet potato pie, I do not like sweet potatoes.